Limericks 14

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I'm caught
'Tween rock and hard place
Cut nose to spite face?
My life could get even more fraught.

If we split who would get the cat?

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I`m caught
`Tween rock and hard place
Cut nose to spite face?

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I`m caught
`Tween a rock and a hard place

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I'm caught

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town
Ignoring his frown
And maybe I’ll just run away

But wait, does it need some more thought?

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town
Ignoring his frown

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said ‘hip hooray’

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men
Should remember when
And how, to woo a young starlet.

My husband has called it a day

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men
Should remember when

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
With what I’m endowed
She stripped down to knickers and bra

The lads, they jumped on her bonnet

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
With what I’m endowed

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
Of what I’m endowed

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car

Time gentlemen, please! he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show off
Thought she was a toff
And decent manners she flouted

She was escorted from the bar

Time gentlemen, please! he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show off
Thought she was a toff

Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show-off

Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar
And played her guitar
Until the landlord rang the bell.

"Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar
And played her guitar

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell