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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

Nell8 Fri 25-Dec-20 09:46:21

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I'm caught
'Tween rock and hard place
Cut nose to spite face?
My life could get even more fraught.

If we split who would get the cat?

Juliet27 Fri 25-Dec-20 07:27:41

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I`m caught
`Tween rock and hard place
Cut nose to spite face?

Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 23:50:40

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I`m caught
`Tween a rock and a hard place

FarNorth Thu 24-Dec-20 17:20:23

But wait, does it need some more thought?
This may be a trap and I'm caught

Juliet27 Thu 24-Dec-20 11:51:00

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town
Ignoring his frown
And maybe I’ll just run away

But wait, does it need some more thought?

Jangran99 Thu 24-Dec-20 00:50:48

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town
Ignoring his frown

Hellogirl1 Thu 24-Dec-20 00:18:26

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said " hip hooray"
I`ll go out on the town

Jangran99 Wed 23-Dec-20 23:38:17

My husband has called it a day
With a grin I said ‘hip hooray’

crazyH Wed 23-Dec-20 18:41:17

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men
Should remember when
And how, to woo a young starlet.

My husband has called it a day

Juliet27 Wed 23-Dec-20 17:01:28

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men
Should remember when

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Dec-20 11:56:15

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet
Such learned young men

Hellogirl1 Wed 23-Dec-20 00:14:35

The lads they jumped on her bonnet
And started reciting a sonnet

crazyH Tue 22-Dec-20 15:16:56

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
With what I’m endowed
She stripped down to knickers and bra

The lads, they jumped on her bonnet

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 15:12:17

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
With what I’m endowed

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 15:08:44

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed
Of what I’m endowed

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 22-Dec-20 12:29:49

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car
"I'll show them", she vowed

henetha Tue 22-Dec-20 10:11:12

She was escorted from the bar
And sat outside in her posh car

Juliet27 Tue 22-Dec-20 08:26:57

Time gentlemen, please! he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show off
Thought she was a toff
And decent manners she flouted

She was escorted from the bar

Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Dec-20 00:11:24

Time gentlemen, please! he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show off
Thought she was a toff

crazyH Mon 21-Dec-20 16:34:31

Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted
She was a show-off

Juliet27 Mon 21-Dec-20 13:25:36

Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted
Conceited Connie just pouted

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Dec-20 12:46:47

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar
And played her guitar
Until the landlord rang the bell.

"Time gentlemen, please!" he shouted

henetha Mon 21-Dec-20 10:27:11

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar
And played her guitar

Juliet27 Sun 20-Dec-20 23:45:20

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell
She stopped at the bar

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Dec-20 11:23:41

She booked into the Grand Hotel
Such a beautiful place to dwell

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