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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 20-Jan-21 13:18:57

Nothing to do, so I'll watch Biden
My interests I really must widen

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crazyH Wed 20-Jan-21 13:49:05

Nothing to do, so I'll watch Biden
My interests I really must widen
Wall to wall TV

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Juliet27 Wed 20-Jan-21 15:52:59

Nothing to do, so I'll watch Biden
My interests I really must widen
Wall to wall TV
But nowt new to see

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Jangran99 Thu 21-Jan-21 00:53:45

Nothing to do, so I'll watch Biden
My interests I really must widen
Wall to wall TV
But nowt new to see
I’ll listen to Joseph Haydn

I’m sick and tired of politics

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Juliet27 Thu 21-Jan-21 07:53:30

I’m sick and tired of politics
And some politicians’ antics

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nanna8 Thu 21-Jan-21 08:48:55

I’m sick and tired of politics
And some politicians’antics
Some are just plain vile

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 21-Jan-21 09:54:48

I'm sick and tired of politics
And some politicians' antics
Some are just plain vile
They're all in denial

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nanna8 Thu 21-Jan-21 10:21:21

I’m sick and tired of politics
And some politicians’ antics
Some are just plain vile
They’re all in denial
The ministry of Dirty Tricks

Sometimes looking at the night sky

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crazyH Thu 21-Jan-21 11:16:41

Sometimes looking at the night sky
Is that where I go when I die?

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henetha Thu 21-Jan-21 11:55:25

Sometimes looking at the night sky
Is that where I go when I die?
Are my loved ones there?

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crazyH Thu 21-Jan-21 12:03:02

Sometimes looking at the night sky
Is that where I go when I die?
Are my loved ones there?
Angels everywhere?

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Juliet27 Thu 21-Jan-21 20:01:30

Sometimes looking at the night sky
Is that where I go when I die?
Are my loved ones there?
Angels everywhere?
Brings home that we're just such small fry

Surely there must be life elsewhere

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Hellogirl1 Thu 21-Jan-21 21:58:22

Surely there must be life elsewhere
Someone else dozing in her chair

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Jangran99 Thu 21-Jan-21 22:58:27

Surely there must be life elsewhere
Someone else dozing in her chair
Does it cross her mind

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crazyH Fri 22-Jan-21 01:16:50

Surely there must be life elsewhere
Someone else dozing in her chair
Does it cross her mind
To go down and find

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Elrel Fri 22-Jan-21 01:28:43

Surely there must be life elsewhere
Someone else dozing in her chair
Does it cross her mind
To go down and find
Whether ET is really there?

Why do some love the Star Wars films?

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nanna8 Fri 22-Jan-21 08:51:39

Why do some love the Star Wars films?
Escapism or maybe they’re dills

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crazyH Fri 22-Jan-21 10:20:43

Why do some love the Star Wars films?
Escapism or maybe they’re dills
They are not my type

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Jangran99 Fri 22-Jan-21 10:44:52

Why do some love the Star Wars films?
Escapism or maybe they’re dills
They are not my type
Don’t get all the hype

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nanna8 Fri 22-Jan-21 11:19:41

Why do some love the Star Wars films?
Escapism or maybe they’re dills
They are not my type
Don’t get all the hype
Intergalactic pointless thrills

Many of us have Viking blood

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Juliet27 Fri 22-Jan-21 13:28:18

Many of us have Viking blood
Our ancestor was quite a stud!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 22-Jan-21 13:57:24

Many of us have Viking blood
Our ancestor was quite a stud!
I keep my horned helmet

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Dragonella Fri 22-Jan-21 15:15:02

Many of us have Viking blood
Our ancestor was quite a stud!
I keep my horned helmet
Displayed on the pelmet

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FarNorth Fri 22-Jan-21 21:37:27

Many of us have Viking blood
Our ancestor was quite a stud!
I keep my horned helmet
Displayed on the pelmet
But wear it when out in the scud.

My neighbours are really quite odd

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crazyH Fri 22-Jan-21 22:04:52

My neighbours are really quite odd
They’re Big Bertha and Titchy Todd

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