Limericks 14

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side
He must know his stuff
Not go off in a huff

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side
He must know his stuff

Must be wonderful to hang glide
But I need an expert by my side

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast
But then the forecast
Allowed me freedom from balking

Must be wonderful to hang glide

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast
But then the forecast

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking
On outside broadcast

I always fancied wing walking
And doing it whilst I was talking

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write a song
About table-tennis
As played in Venice
I admit it didn’t take long

I always fancied wing walking

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song
About table-tennis
As played in Venice

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song
About table-tennis

I once had a dog called Ping-pong
Who inspired me to write song

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric`s all about?
I feel there`s some more
But it`s such a bore
I'd far rather have a good shout

I once had a dog called Ping-pong

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric`s all about?
I feel there`s some more
But it`s such a bore

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric's all about?
I feel there’s some more ?

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out
Is that what tantric's all about?

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
One oar at a time
It feels such a climb
I'll stay home and practice tantric.

Breathe in slowly, hold, then breathe out

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
One oar at a time
It feels such a climb

I`m hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic
I use one oar at a time

I'm hoping to cross the Atlantic
My rowing technique is quite frantic

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot
I can’t buy that yacht
So my rowing boat will have to stay.

I'm hoping to cross the Atlantic

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot
I can’t buy that yacht

I now wish I'd used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
And oh heck, damn and rot

I now wish I’d used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way
But no, I forgot

I now wish I’d used Black Friday
So a discount would come my way

recounted

I now wish I’d used Black Friday