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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

crazyH Thu 19-Nov-20 15:33:14

I save more cash since not going out
Hub's happy, no reason to pout

henetha Thu 19-Nov-20 10:54:22

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five
On a bargain I'll thrive
I want to keep them all, sighing.

I save more cash since not going out

Grandmafrench Wed 18-Nov-20 22:55:24

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five
On a bargain I'll thrive

crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 17:02:01

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying
I buy about five

Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 16:40:58

But I do miss impulse buying
Grab from the rail without trying

Juliet27 Wed 18-Nov-20 15:31:32

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles
With shopping in piles
And I hope I’m staying immune

But I do miss impulse buying

Jangran99 Wed 18-Nov-20 12:04:21

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles
With shopping in piles

crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 11:29:54

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon
No traipsing thru aisles

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Nov-20 11:26:10

I've got click and collect quite soon
This delivery lark's such a boon

henetha Wed 18-Nov-20 09:48:16

Its Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver
Onions and liver
Which I'll eat with mash and a drink

I've got click and collect quite soon

crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 00:18:03

Its Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver
Onions and liver

Hellogirl1 Wed 18-Nov-20 00:13:17

It`s Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink
Tesco will deliver

Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 22:38:17

It's Wednesday tomorrow, I think
Another week gone in a blink

Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 21:33:42

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top
Truly messy mop
Would have looked more at home on a squid !

It's Wednesday tomorrow, I think

crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 18:52:13

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top
Truly messy mop

Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 18:41:27

He was scary, especially to kids
He wore a tall hat with a lid
Wild hair in the top

crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 18:34:23

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five
He had loads of drive
But when things went wrong, he did sulk

He was scary, especially to kids

Juliet27 Tue 17-Nov-20 17:49:20

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five
He had loads of drive

Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 16:12:59

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk
So four foot or five

crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 16:12:41

Sorry
They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Unless you're Incredible Hulk

crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 16:11:03

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Unless you're Incredible Hulk

Mighty and strong he might have been

Grandmafrench Tue 17-Nov-20 16:08:52

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’
Not a bit like Incredible Hulk

Jangran99 Tue 17-Nov-20 15:59:36

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four
He wished he was more
But he should not be woebegone

They say there’s ‘guid gear in sma bulk’

crazyH Tue 17-Nov-20 11:49:10

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four
He wished he was more

henetha Tue 17-Nov-20 11:03:01

Then there was Titchy Tina from Ton
I think her dad was called Don
He was five foot four

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