Limericks 14

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed
Blades have been sanded
Instead, should have bought a cow.

Cannot put my finger on it

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed
Blades have been sanded

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust
In vaseline I trust
Mine croaked a lot and then went 'fut'

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust
In vaseline I trust

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees
Twittering in the breeze
And a little badger that lurks.

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees
Twittering in the breeze

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too
With a girl at the zoo
Who was only there on placement

I didn't hear many fireworks

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too
With a girl at the zoo

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too

He never wanted commitment
Couldn’t manage loyal treatment

Oops
He never wanted commitment

I danced with boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair
An answer to prayer
But I knew that soon he’d be gone

He never waned commitment

I danced with boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair
An answer to prayer

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear
I'd dance with such flair
As I've got the rhythmic gene.

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear
I’d dance with such flair

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear

I always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme