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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 22:22:31

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree
Were they all hiding?
Were they law abiding?

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 21:32:35

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree
Were they all hiding?

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crazyH Mon 19-Oct-20 20:45:14

They’d never associate me
With having five men up a tree

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Oct-20 20:38:50

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle
And people prattle
But the truth would leave them aghast

They’d never associate me

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 16:35:32

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle
And people prattle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Oct-20 15:34:03

Because I'm a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that's fast
Skeletons rattle

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Juliet27 Mon 19-Oct-20 06:41:23

Because I’m a girl with a past
Who led life in the lane that’s fast

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Oct-20 00:36:20

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide
And I can’t confide
Some dastardly deeds highlighting

Because I’m a girl with a past

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Oct-20 15:22:58

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide
And I can’t confide

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henetha Sun 18-Oct-20 10:53:34

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting
But I've secrets to hide

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Oct-20 08:59:50

I've thought of taking up writing
One's memoirs could be exciting

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Oct-20 23:38:21

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she`s Flora
Both were quite jolly,
More so on the Bolly
Of which they drank a plethora

I've thought of taking up writing

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Hellogirl1 Sat 17-Oct-20 22:22:58

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she`s Flora
Both were quite jolly,
More so on the Bolly

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crazyH Sat 17-Oct-20 14:52:02

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she's Flora
Both were quite jolly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Oct-20 11:07:50

He soon met a girl called Pandora
And her young sister, she's Flora

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henetha Sat 17-Oct-20 11:00:14

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
Has pots of money
Beehives with honey
And yet still is incredibly modest.

He soon met a girl called Pandora

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crazyH Fri 16-Oct-20 10:27:03

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
Has pots of money
Beehives with honey

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henetha Fri 16-Oct-20 10:17:48

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness
And has pots of money

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Oct-20 09:55:17

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess
Who doesn't show too much oddness

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 21:08:30

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big
No garden to dig
And no gravelly winding roads.

He's hoping to meet a Greek goddess

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Jangran99 Thu 15-Oct-20 19:55:46

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big
No garden to dig

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 16:07:17

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes
Nothing too big

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Oct-20 14:24:42

So today he's flying to Rhodes
Just to check out some new abodes

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henetha Thu 15-Oct-20 09:30:04

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em
The place suits him well
Has no sense of smell
But the itching is absolutely rotten.

So today he's flying to Rhodes

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crazyH Thu 15-Oct-20 09:26:03

He moved to a place called Pratt's Bottom
It's full of fleas and he got'em
The place suits him well
Has no sense of smell

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