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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Oct-20 19:47:35

It looks like more lockdown to come
And with common sense we'll succumb

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libra10 Fri 09-Oct-20 10:33:46

My misdemeanours flash before me
And I've been guilty, I can see
Skeletons rattle
But still I battle
There'll be some trouble, I guarantee!

It looks like more lockdown to come

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henetha Fri 09-Oct-20 10:25:02

My misdemeanours flash before me
And I've been guilty, I can see
Skeletons rattle
But still I battle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Oct-20 09:59:21

My misdemeanours flash before me
And I've been guilty, I can see
Skeletons rattle

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Oct-20 08:25:49

My misdemeanours flash before me
And I’ve been guilty, I can see

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 20:33:19

Not much happening, life's so dull
It’s driving me out of my skull
Snacking and TV
A tray on my knee
Plenty of time to mope and mull

My misdemeanours flash before me

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 20:14:50

Not much happening, life's so dull
It’s driving me out of my skull
Snacking and TV
A tray on my knee

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 16:31:59

Not much happening, life's so dull
It’s driving me out of my skull
Snacking and TV

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Juliet27 Thu 08-Oct-20 16:09:12

Not much happening, life's so dull
It’s driving me out of my skull

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crazyH Thu 08-Oct-20 12:14:00

I'd rather be his glamorous girl
Leather trousers and teeth like pearl
The wind in my hair
Lots of style and flair
A skirt that will whoosh and whirl !!!

Not much happening, life's so dull

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 08-Oct-20 10:05:48

I'd rather be his glamorous girl
Leather trousers and teeth like pearl
The wind in my hair
Lots of style and flair

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Grany Wed 07-Oct-20 20:48:38

I'd rather be his glamorous girl
Leather trousers and teeth like pearl
The wind in my hair

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crazyH Wed 07-Oct-20 12:51:10

I'd rather be his glamorous girl
Leather trousers and teeth like pearl

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henetha Wed 07-Oct-20 12:05:30

Would you like to be the new Bond?
Of the fee I could get very fond
But as I don't drive
A stunt man must strive
I hope fans don't feel they've been conned.

I'd rather be his glamorous girl

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 07-Oct-20 09:57:36

Would you like to be the new Bond?
Of the fee I could get very fond
But as I don't drive
A stunt man must strive

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Oct-20 16:54:34

Would you like to be the new Bond?
Of the fee I could get very fond
But as I don't drive

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henetha Tue 06-Oct-20 09:57:19

Would you like to be the new Bond?
Of the fee I could get very fond

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Oct-20 09:36:57

Then a voice came from inside the loo
"Get me out of 'ere, there's a queue!"
This feels like a trap
And the draught through the gap
Is getting us all in a stew.

Would you like to be the new Bond?

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JackyB Tue 06-Oct-20 09:31:08

Then a voice came from inside the loo
“Get me out of ‘ere there’s a queue!
This feels like a trap
And the draught through the gap

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Oct-20 21:59:50

Then a voice came from inside the loo
“Get me out of ‘ere there’s a queue!
This feels like a trap

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Jangran99 Mon 05-Oct-20 18:00:27

Then a voice came from inside the loo
“Get me out of here ‘ere there’s a queue!”

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JackyB Mon 05-Oct-20 13:34:26

But along came the neighbour's cat
And she was having none of that
She leapt in the air
Our dog she did scare
The rabbit he dropped with a "Splatt!"

Then a voice came from inside the loo

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Oct-20 10:08:06

But along came the neighbour's cat
And she was having none of that
She leapt in the air
Our dog she did scare

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henetha Mon 05-Oct-20 10:02:07

But along came the neighbour’s cat
And she was having none of that,
She leapt in the air

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Jangran99 Mon 05-Oct-20 09:27:23

But along came the neighbour’s cat
And she was having none of that

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