Limericks 14

Money doesn’t make you happy
Without it life is rather crappy
Live within means
Eat lots of beans
And be bored,angry and snappy

Life isn’t meant to be easy

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
Go at your own pace

Life isn't meant to be easy
Can't always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
So put on a brave face

Life isn’t meant to be easy
Can’t always be bright and breezy
It's an obstacle race
Go at your own pace
Cos going too fast makes you wheezy.

There once was a large squid called Sid

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul
And his sidekick Paul

There once was a large squid called Sid
And in a sunken boat he hid
From a shark called Saul
And his sidekick Paul
Sharks gone freedom now make a bid

Many pretty fish now swimming by

Pretty fish now swimming by

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles, I’ll try

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles, I’ll try
And a nose clip too

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles I'll try
And a nose clip too
In the sea so blue

Pretty fish now swimming by
Underwater goggles I`ll try
And a nose clip too
In the sea so blue
Of happiness, I`ll heave a sigh

Starfish are pretty amazing

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving
Memory saving

Starfish are pretty amazing
I could spend all day just gazing
Five arms a-waving
Memory saving
To spend their lives just a-lazing

For myself I love the sting rays

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid
That I'll need first aid

For myself I love the sting rays
As they move in such graceful ways
But I am afraid
That I'll need first aid
And a hospital stay of some days.

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair

Carrie cut Boris' unkempt hair
She didn’t colour it, it’s still quite fair
His style is a "Mop"