Limericks 14

So let's try and write something funny
Like the time we had an outdoor dunny
And the door got stuck
Outside stood our mutt
And in his mouth was our bunny?

But along came the neighbour’s cat

So let's try and write something funny
Like the time we had an outdoor dunny
And the door got stuck
Outside stood our mutt

So let's try and write something funny
Like the time we had an outdoor dunny
And the door got stuck

Go with CrazyH. Looks promising!

So let's try and write something funny
Even if the weather's not sunny

So let's try and write something funny
Like the time we had an outdoor dunny

I`m tired of all the politics
They really do knock me for six
They go back and forth
And it really doth
Make me need alcoholic fix!

So let's try and write something funny

I`m tired of all the politics
They really do knock me for six
They go back and forth
And it really doth

I`m tired of all the politics
They really do knock me for six
They go back and forth

I`m tired of all the politics
They really do knock me for six

So it seems he was not immune
Like the rest of us, he is human
Oh, I'm not so sure
He's so immature
Unlike the great Harry Truman

I’m tired of all the politics

So it seems he was not immune
Like the rest of us, he is human
Oh, I'm not so sure
He's so immature

So it seems he was not immune
Like the rest of us, he is human
Oh, I'm not so sure

So it seems he was not immune
Like the rest of us, he is human

Well, well! For Trump that's quite a blow!
For two weeks he'll surely lie low
Well that’s a relief
Did we have belief?
In the arrogant man’s gusto

So it seems he was not immune

Well, well! For Trump that's quite a blow!
For two weeks he'll surely lie low
Well that’s a relief
Did we have some belief?

Well, well! For Trump that's quite a blow!
For two weeks he'll surely lie low
Well that’s a relief

Well, well! For Trump that's quite a blow!
For two weeks he'll surely lie low

To the circus, we should all go
It's such an entertaining show
I love the trapeze
They fly with such ease
The children's faces all aglow

Well, well! For Trump that's quite a blow!

To the circus, we should all go
It's such an entertaining show
I love the trapeze
They fly with such ease

To the circus, we should all go
It’s such an entertaining show
I love the trapeze

To the circus, we should all go
It’s such an entertaining show

The quiet and peace of lockdown
No exchange for a busy town
With nowhere to go
Try not to feel low
To cheer us up, we need a clown.

To the circus, we should all go

The quiet and peace of lockdown
No exchange for a busy town
With nowhere to go
Try not to feel low

The quiet and peace of lockdown
No exchange for a busy town
With nowhere to go