Limericks 14

I always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear
I’d dance with such flair

I've always craved a tambourine
The noise I'd make could be extreme
Gypsy skirt I'd wear
I'd dance with such flair
As I've got the rhythmic gene.

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron

I danced with a boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair

I danced with boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair
An answer to prayer

I danced with boy wonder from Bonn
Good looking he was, and called Ron
Mop of dark brown hair
An answer to prayer
But I knew that soon he’d be gone

He never waned commitment

Oops
He never wanted commitment

He never wanted commitment
Couldn’t manage loyal treatment

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too
With a girl at the zoo

He never wanted commitment
Couldn't manage loyal treatment
He was faithless too
With a girl at the zoo
Who was only there on placement

I didn't hear many fireworks

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees
Twittering in the breeze

I didn't hear many fireworks
In the countryside - one of the perks
It's just birds in trees
Twittering in the breeze
And a little badger that lurks.

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust
In vaseline I trust

Lawn mowers are out for the last cut
Then into the shed it'll be shut
I hope it won’t rust
In vaseline I trust
Mine croaked a lot and then went 'fut'

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed
Blades have been sanded

So Dan the Man cuts the grass now
Looks like it's been cut with a plough
He's heavy handed
Blades have been sanded
Instead, should have bought a cow.

Cannot put my finger on it