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Jangran99 Sat 19-Sept-20 19:11:57

To carry on,....

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolize
It’s simply absurd

WishIwasyounger Tue 16-Feb-21 10:03:24

No more then demon drink he`d touch
He realised he had had too much
With good intentions in place

Hellogirl1 Tue 16-Feb-21 00:19:13

No more then demon drink he`d touch
He realised he had had too much

crazyH Mon 15-Feb-21 20:44:52

And so this sad saga ended
By that gruff cop apprehended
Taken to the cells
With a few farewells
His deeds he soon amended

No more the demon drink he’d touch

Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 19:49:55

And so this sad saga ended
By that gruff cop apprehended
Taken to the cells
With a few farewells

crazyH Mon 15-Feb-21 19:09:01

And so this sad saga ended
By that gruff cop apprehended
Taken to the cells

FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 18:59:33

And so this sad saga ended
By that gruff cop apprehended

Jangran99 Mon 15-Feb-21 17:46:52

The gutter he managed to reach
With nothing to do save beseech
A gruff policeman
Whose beady eyes scan
The drunkard with the slurry speech

And so this sad saga ended

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 15-Feb-21 12:04:03

The gutter he managed to reach
With nothing to do save beseech
A gruff policeman
With beady eyes scan

FarNorth Mon 15-Feb-21 10:36:55

The gutter he managed to reach
With nothing to do save beseech
A gruff policeman

nanna8 Mon 15-Feb-21 07:58:35

The gutter he managed to reach
With nothing to do save beseech

Juliet27 Mon 15-Feb-21 07:29:13

For hours he has propped up the bar
Couldn’t drive home in his car
He's talking some rot
Nose dripping with snot
When he leaves he’s not going far

The gutter he managed to reach

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 19:10:43

For hours he has propped up the bar
Couldn’t drive home in his car
He's talking some rot
Nose dripping with snot

FarNorth Sun 14-Feb-21 18:09:43

For hours he has propped up the bar
Couldn’t drive home in his car
He's talking some rot

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 14:01:35

For hours he has propped up the bar
Couldn’t drive home in his car

henetha Sun 14-Feb-21 12:40:49

Too scared to go back to his missus
He knows he would face dismisses
He’s now in his club
And then to the pub
Chasing the barmaid with kisses.

But she poured the beer on his head

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 12:40:39

Too scared to go back to his missus
He knows he would face dismisses
He’s now in his club
And then to the pub
I think he’ll soon have no Mrs

For hours he has propped up the bar

nanna8 Sun 14-Feb-21 12:32:22

Too scared to go back to his missus
He knows he would face dismisses
He’s now in his club
And then to the pub

FarNorth Sun 14-Feb-21 08:58:51

Too scared to go back to his missus
He knows he would face dismisses
He's now in his club

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 01:42:12

Too scared to go back to his missus
He knows he would face dismisses

crazyH Sun 14-Feb-21 01:27:56

Sadly, an old sot from The City
Had a fate that was far from pretty
His losses were great
He’d miscalculate
And lost all he had in his kitty..

Too scared to go back to his missus

Juliet27 Sun 14-Feb-21 01:19:54

Sadly, an old sot from The City
Had a fate that was far from pretty
His losses were great
He’d miscalculate

crazyH Sat 13-Feb-21 13:44:01

Sadly, an old sot from The City
Had a fate that was far from pretty
His losses were great

FarNorth Sat 13-Feb-21 13:23:11

Sadly, an old sot from The City
Had a fate that was far from pretty

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-Feb-21 13:16:54

My head'll be sore come morning
If I don't heed my own warning
So drink more water
That's what I oughter
And won't feel too rough come the dawning.

Sadly, an old sot from The City

FarNorth Sat 13-Feb-21 11:44:16

My head’ll be sore come morning
If I don’t heed my own warning
So drink more water
That's what I oughter

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