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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 15:07:37

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two
I’d rather they flew

crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 15:00:40

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two

nanna8 Fri 26-Feb-21 11:57:00

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Feb-21 11:27:03

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets
Safe on their perch seats
Tried to advise, beg your pardon.

And now the magpies are here

Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 10:34:52

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets
Safe on their perch seats

FarNorth Fri 26-Feb-21 00:02:24

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets

crazyH Thu 25-Feb-21 21:42:47

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain

Juliet27 Thu 25-Feb-21 19:42:58

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles
Though couldn't do smiles
Her partner remained complacent

The other birds in the garden

FarNorth Thu 25-Feb-21 17:14:06

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles
Though couldn't do smiles

crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 23:51:03

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles

crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 23:49:08

His lady friend was impatient
She stepped up the flirtation

Dragonella Wed 24-Feb-21 23:42:36

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent

Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Feb-21 23:24:58

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again
Check out new terrain
And hope that he`s still in the mood

His lady friend was impatient

Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 19:29:57

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again
Check out new terrain

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Feb-21 11:24:12

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again

henetha Wed 24-Feb-21 10:30:23

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food

Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 07:55:10

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home
And lined it with foam
But found he'd made it too narrow

Was far too small to raise a brood

nanna8 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:36:59

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home
And lined it with foam

Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:32:54

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home

crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 21:23:24

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow

FarNorth Tue 23-Feb-21 20:29:13

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end
My clothes she would mend
And never put tweets out on Twitter.

There once was a very large sparrow

crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 08:52:54

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end
My clothes she would mend

Juliet27 Tue 23-Feb-21 01:31:01

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end

Hellogirl1 Mon 22-Feb-21 23:19:01

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Feb-21 14:36:12

For a start there's only one sleeve
The other, from the bin I'll retrieve
It's quite an odd shape
I'll sort it with tape
The time spent I really do grieve.

Mum was a very fast knitter

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