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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 15:07:37

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two
I’d rather they flew

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crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 15:00:40

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two

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nanna8 Fri 26-Feb-21 11:57:00

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 26-Feb-21 11:27:03

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets
Safe on their perch seats
Tried to advise, beg your pardon.

And now the magpies are here

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Feb-21 10:34:52

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets
Safe on their perch seats

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FarNorth Fri 26-Feb-21 00:02:24

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain
They sent out some tweets

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crazyH Thu 25-Feb-21 21:42:47

The other birds in the garden
Got into a flap, in the bargain

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Juliet27 Thu 25-Feb-21 19:42:58

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles
Though couldn't do smiles
Her partner remained complacent

The other birds in the garden

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FarNorth Thu 25-Feb-21 17:14:06

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles
Though couldn't do smiles

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crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 23:51:03

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent
She used all her wiles

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crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 23:49:08

His lady friend was impatient
She stepped up the flirtation

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Dragonella Wed 24-Feb-21 23:42:36

His lady friend was impatient
And flew to the barrow adjacent

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Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Feb-21 23:24:58

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again
Check out new terrain
And hope that he`s still in the mood

His lady friend was impatient

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Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 19:29:57

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again
Check out new terrain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Feb-21 11:24:12

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food
He must start again

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henetha Wed 24-Feb-21 10:30:23

Was far too small to raise a brood
And nowhere to store any food

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Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 07:55:10

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home
And lined it with foam
But found he'd made it too narrow

Was far too small to raise a brood

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nanna8 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:36:59

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home
And lined it with foam

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:32:54

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow
He made it his home

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 21:23:24

There once was a very large sparrow
Who found a rusty old barrow

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FarNorth Tue 23-Feb-21 20:29:13

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end
My clothes she would mend
And never put tweets out on Twitter.

There once was a very large sparrow

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crazyH Tue 23-Feb-21 08:52:54

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end
My clothes she would mend

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Juliet27 Tue 23-Feb-21 01:31:01

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter
I miss her no end

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Hellogirl1 Mon 22-Feb-21 23:19:01

Mum was a very fast knitter
Also a great baby sitter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Feb-21 14:36:12

For a start there's only one sleeve
The other, from the bin I'll retrieve
It's quite an odd shape
I'll sort it with tape
The time spent I really do grieve.

Mum was a very fast knitter

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