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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

nanna8 Fri 05-Feb-21 22:59:41

The birds will start nesting quite soon
Small creatures will dance with the moon

Juliet27 Fri 05-Feb-21 22:53:47

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things
Are going round in rings
You’ll not gain Winterwatch pardon!

The birds will start nesting quite soon

crazyH Fri 05-Feb-21 17:06:07

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things
Are going round in rings

FarNorth Fri 05-Feb-21 16:20:05

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden
The poor little things

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-Feb-21 12:19:44

Speaking of slugs, in the garden
Salt sprinkled makes their slime harden

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 03-Feb-21 11:17:05

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long
I daren't wear a thong
And can no longer do the jitterbug.

Speaking of slugs, in the garden

Juliet27 Tue 02-Feb-21 15:36:17

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long
I daren’t wear a thong

crazyH Tue 02-Feb-21 11:58:25

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug
Snacking all day long

henetha Tue 02-Feb-21 11:55:00

The old leotard is a bit snug
I feel like an overstuffed slug

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Feb-21 09:15:39

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors
It's tough on old joints
So we give ourselves points
But our antics scare the cleaners.

The old leotard is a bit snug

Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:22:30

He`s doing a special one for seniors
So we don`t do ourselves misdemeanors
It`s tough on old joints
So we give ourselves points

crazyH Mon 01-Feb-21 13:51:01

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors
It’s tough on old joints

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Feb-21 13:48:35

He's doing a special one for Seniors
So we don't do ourselves misdemeanors

crazyH Sun 31-Jan-21 20:24:46

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety
My priority
Is exercise with that guy called Joe

He’s doing a special one for Seniors

Juliet27 Sun 31-Jan-21 19:27:46

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety
My priority

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 31-Jan-21 17:10:08

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover
New found sobriety

Juliet27 Sun 31-Jan-21 17:08:12

My partying days seem to be over
Better without a hangover

crazyH Sun 31-Jan-21 11:38:19

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night,
I look such a fright
Oh no- my face is full of grime

My partying days seem to be over

henetha Sun 31-Jan-21 11:28:25

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night,
I look such a fright

FarNorth Sun 31-Jan-21 11:12:36

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb
Then party all night

Juliet27 Sun 31-Jan-21 08:50:51

Bedtime can be any old time
At midday into bed I climb

crazyH Sun 31-Jan-21 01:20:02

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick
I could land in nick
On this thought, I dare not dwell

Bedtime can be any old time

FarNorth Sun 31-Jan-21 01:15:33

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick
I could land in nick

Hellogirl1 Sat 30-Jan-21 23:42:52

That`s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel`s my idea of hell
Always worried sick

FarNorth Sat 30-Jan-21 20:11:26

That’s why this lockdown suits me well
To travel's my idea of hell

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