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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Hellogirl1 Fri 08-Jan-21 23:11:49

Perhaps I should invest in a corset
It might mean I have to force it
Squeeze in to be slim
Shove my boobs near my chin
And shove my belly right down to Dorset!

A posh name for a corset`s a girdle

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Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 17:30:28

Perhaps I should invest in a corset
It might mean I have to force it
Squeeze in to be slim
Shove my boobs near my chin

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FarNorth Fri 08-Jan-21 14:42:59

Perhaps I should invest in a corset
It might mean I have to force it
Squeeze in to be slim

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Jan-21 14:41:48

Perhaps I should invest in a corset
It might mean I have to force it

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Jan-21 13:40:11

Gin and tonic had got to be good
You would say that, I knew you would
Anything that lifts
My wobbly bits
So I won't need to hide 'neath a hood.

Perhaps I should invest in a corset

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Dragonella Fri 08-Jan-21 00:45:24

Gin and tonic has got to be good
You would say that, I knew you would
Anything that lifts
My wobbly bits

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crazyH Thu 07-Jan-21 22:34:41

Gin and tonic has got to be good
You would say that, I knew you would
Anything that lifts

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Hellogirl1 Thu 07-Jan-21 22:25:27

Gin and tonic has got to be good
You would say that, I knew you would

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 13:56:47

It's coffee that causes me to sin
Along with biccies to dunk in,
Just don't buy any
As I eat too many
It's best to just stick to the gin.

Gin and tonic has got to be good

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 07-Jan-21 11:44:48

It's coffee that causes me to sin
Along with biccies to dunk in,
Just don't buy any
As I eat too many

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henetha Thu 07-Jan-21 10:48:16

It`s coffee that causes me to sin
Along with biccies to dunk in,
Just don't buy any

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FarNorth Thu 07-Jan-21 02:04:25

It`s coffee that causes me to sin
Along with biccies to dunk in

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Hellogirl1 Wed 06-Jan-21 21:56:13

Tea without sugar is healthy
Saves money and makes you wealthy
I`ll get used to it
`Twill make me quite fit
Just one more time, I will be stealthy!

It`s coffee that causes me to sin

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 17:55:18

Tea without sugar is healthy
Saves money and makes you wealthy
I'll get used to it
‘Twill make me quite fit

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jan-21 16:47:49

Tea without sugar is healthy
Saves money and makes you wealthy
I'll get used to it

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crazyH Wed 06-Jan-21 10:58:13

Tea without sugar is healthy
Saves money and makes you wealthy

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henetha Wed 06-Jan-21 10:53:31

My kitchen is beckoning me
I really must look for the key
Discipline! Clamp jaw!
On carrot I’ll gnaw
But I must have a cup of tea.

Tea without sugar is healthy

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Juliet27 Wed 06-Jan-21 08:34:34

My kitchen is beckoning me
I really must look for the key
Discipline! Clamp jaw!
On carrot I’ll gnaw

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-Jan-21 10:05:52

My kitchen is beckoning me
I really must look for the key
Discipline! Clamp jaw!

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Hellogirl1 Mon 04-Jan-21 23:25:55

My kitchen is beckoning me
I really must look for the key

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crazyH Mon 04-Jan-21 21:40:35

But I don't have the will power
I know that more cakes I'll devour
With bags of crisps too
There's nowt I can do
But wait for the dinner hour.

My kitchen is beckoning me

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FarNorth Mon 04-Jan-21 12:26:46

But I don't have the will power
I know that more cakes I'll devour
With bags of crisps too
There's nowt I can do

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Jan-21 12:22:07

But I don't have the will power
I know that more cakes I'll devour
With bags of crisps too

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jan-21 22:35:59

But I don`t have the will power
I know that more cakes I’ll devour

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Hellogirl1 Sun 03-Jan-21 21:10:10

Let`s live and eat sensibly now
Before we have to take a bow
We`ll gloat `cos we`re slim
All vigour and vim
And folk will turn round and say WOW!

But I don`t have the will power

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