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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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FarNorth Fri 20-Nov-20 14:36:12

And now its trending on Twitter
Giving us many a titter

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henetha Fri 20-Nov-20 13:00:48

Will Shakespeare he maybe is not
But talent he's certainly got
The rhyme wot he wrote
He often would quote
And now on Facebook it's hot.

And now its trending on Twitter

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Nov-20 10:04:40

Will Shakespeare he maybe is not
But talent he's certainly got
The rhyme wot he wrote
He often would quote

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Nov-20 08:16:22

Will Shakespeare he maybe is not
But talent he's certainly got
The rhyme wot he wrote

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FarNorth Thu 19-Nov-20 23:52:31

Will Shakespeare he maybe is not
But talent he's certainly got

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Hellogirl1 Thu 19-Nov-20 22:23:01

That put a bee in his bonnet
But look! He just wrote aonnet
There`s more to this lad
Than just being bad
He`s clearly doing well on it.

Will Shakespeare he maybe is not

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henetha Thu 19-Nov-20 11:08:52

That put a bee in his bonnet
But look! He just wrote a sonnet
There’s more to this lad
Than just being bad

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Juliet27 Wed 18-Nov-20 16:59:14

That put a bee in his bonnet
But look! He just wrote a sonnet
There’s more to this lad

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 15:33:09

That put a bee in his bonnet
But look! He just wrote a sonnet

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crazyH Wed 18-Nov-20 11:21:12

She said "That is no good to me"
So you will dish-wash after tea
And tidy your room
Then sit still in gloom
Don't e'en think of watching TV

You'll stay there till I think it's right

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 18-Nov-20 11:19:04

She said, "That is no good to me"
So you will dish-wash after tea
And tidy your room
Then sit still in gloom
This punishment I'll guarantee.

That put a bee in his bonnet

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 10:40:19

She said "That is no good to me"
So you will dish-wash after tea
And tidy your room
Then sit still in gloom

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henetha Wed 18-Nov-20 09:36:34

She said "That is no good to me"
So you will dish-wash after tea
And tidy your room

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FarNorth Wed 18-Nov-20 01:21:53

She said "That is no good to me"
So you will dish-wash after tea

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Hellogirl1 Wed 18-Nov-20 00:07:05

That tearaway Tim from Truro
Set fire to his mum`s new bureau
Then hid in a tree
But went home for tea
And paid for the damage in Euros.

She said "That is no good to me"

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henetha Tue 17-Nov-20 10:55:22

That tearaway Tim from Truro
Set fire to his mum`s new bureau
Then hid in a tree
But went home for tea

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FarNorth Mon 16-Nov-20 23:47:48

That tearaway Tim from Truro
Set fire to his mum`s new bureau
Then hid in a tree

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Hellogirl1 Mon 16-Nov-20 23:13:47

That tearaway Tim from Truro
Set fire to his mum`s new bureau

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 12:52:58

But sadly he ran out of cotton
And it made him feel so rotten
I offered him some
He said "Gosh thanks, chum"
All I need now is a button

That tearaway Tim from Truro

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FarNorth Mon 16-Nov-20 11:47:11

But sadly he ran out of cotton
And it made him feel so rotten
I offered him some
He said "Gosh thanks, chum"

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 11:39:14

But sadly he ran out of cotton
And it made him feel so rotten
I offered him some

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 16-Nov-20 11:36:31

But sadly he ran out of cotton
And it made him feel so rotten

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henetha Mon 16-Nov-20 09:55:17

There once was a tailor from Troon
Who sewed many a pantaloon
His wonderful stitching
Had everyone bitching
And shouting "Make us one soon"

But sadly he ran out of cotton

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crazyH Mon 16-Nov-20 00:05:43

There once was a tailor from Troon
Who sewed many a pantaloon
His wonderful stitching
Had everyone bitching

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Hellogirl1 Sun 15-Nov-20 23:38:24

There once was a tailor from Troon
Who sewed many a pantaloon
His wonderful stitching

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