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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 16:29:07

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed repairing
But the large expense
Put me on defense

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Apr-21 14:55:22

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed replacing
But the large expense

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crazyH Thu 15-Apr-21 11:08:02

My ancient laptop needs replacing
I thought it just needed repairing

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henetha Thu 15-Apr-21 10:59:22

That was poor but I did my best
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains
And perhaps in a new ipad invest? grin

My ancient laptop needs replacing

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 06:07:42

so...my old iPad doesn’t copy emojis!!

That was poor but I did my best
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 06:03:48

That was poor but I did my best hmm
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test smile
We rattle our brains
It sometimes takes pains

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Apr-21 12:35:18

That was poor but I did my best hmm
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test smile
We rattle our brains

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henetha Wed 14-Apr-21 10:54:15

That was poor but I did my best ?
It rhymed ok, so you pass the test smile

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 07:17:03

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies
Are you sure that's wise?
As up there it’s really freezing’

That was poor but I did my best ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Apr-21 14:55:08

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies
Are you sure that's wise?

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nanna8 Tue 13-Apr-21 12:12:06

Oh!for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason
To fly through the skies

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henetha Tue 13-Apr-21 12:02:28

Oh! for a worry free season
To sing and dance for no reason

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Juliet27 Tue 13-Apr-21 06:23:06

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy
Quite a bit greasy
For publicans it was a blow

Oh! for a worry free season

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crazyH Tue 13-Apr-21 00:52:26

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy
Quite a bit greasy

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Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Apr-21 23:42:45

The pub tables are full...….of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go
Downhill is easy

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henetha Mon 12-Apr-21 11:08:29

The pub tables are full...of snow!!
So take your skis and have a go

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Apr-21 10:32:33

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began
When one of them ran
And it wasn’t the game she plays.

The pub tables are full...of snow!!

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crazyH Mon 12-Apr-21 00:04:44

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began
When one of them ran

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Apr-21 22:56:05

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays
Her troubles began

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henetha Sun 11-Apr-21 11:04:56

But oh, the error of her ways
She let bad boys loosen her stays

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Apr-21 09:32:17

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the local boys
They swarmed around her
She loved a bounder
But they gave her more sadness than joys.

But oh, the error of her ways

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Apr-21 22:58:22

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys
They swarmed around her
She loved a bounder

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Grany Sat 10-Apr-21 17:47:15

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys
They swarmed around her

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crazyH Sat 10-Apr-21 16:07:46

Naughty Nellie made so much noise
It attracted all the the local boys

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 10-Apr-21 15:11:51

I wish I could stop daydreaming
Life's not as bad as it's seeming
I have travelled far
But just where you are
Its memories could have you beaming.

Naughty Nellie made so much noise

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