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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 11:28:42

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies
But they come at a great price

Too nice a day to stay indoors

henetha Tue 23-Mar-21 10:51:48

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies

crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 00:27:56

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies

FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 00:16:19

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice

Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:22:19

May as well stick to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me
To offer less would be plain rude.

Afternoon tea out would be nice

Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 20:55:04

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me

FarNorth Sat 20-Mar-21 16:30:15

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea

Grany Sat 20-Mar-21 16:19:18

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood

Juliet27 Sat 20-Mar-21 16:15:27

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
My comment on waste was displaced

I look forward to eating out

crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 16:14:25

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
Or run to the loo, post haste

May as well stick, to just plain food

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Mar-21 15:56:23

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"

henetha Sat 20-Mar-21 11:07:50

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo

crazyH Sat 20-Mar-21 09:45:12

The virus creates so much waste
There’s nothing I can really taste

Juliet27 Sat 20-Mar-21 06:17:53

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along
You should find a new friend maybe.

The virus creates so much waste

crazyH Fri 19-Mar-21 12:20:21

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along

FarNorth Fri 19-Mar-21 10:57:21

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?

henetha Fri 19-Mar-21 10:16:59

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby

crazyH Thu 18-Mar-21 23:07:34

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!
His steak au rien, quite dismissive

I’ve got to do something about Toby

Juliet27 Thu 18-Mar-21 21:51:34

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!

FarNorth Thu 18-Mar-21 11:31:10

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd

nanna8 Thu 18-Mar-21 11:23:51

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly,he wasn’t attentive

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Mar-21 11:22:08

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wide we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we've made a stand
As some dishes are slightly deranged.

There once was a chef so inventive

Juliet27 Thu 18-Mar-21 06:49:46

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we’ve made a stand

crazyH Wed 17-Mar-21 11:57:18

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Mar-21 11:49:04

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged

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