Limericks 16

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies
But they come at a great price

Too nice a day to stay indoors

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies
Are just like Arnies

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice
Those finger sarnies

Afternoon tea out would be nice
I'd fill my cup up twice or thrice

May as well stick to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me
To offer less would be plain rude.

Afternoon tea out would be nice

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea
Is just fine with me

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood
A biccie and tea

May as well stick, to just plain food
Or whatever just takes the mood

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
My comment on waste was displaced

I look forward to eating out

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"
Or run to the loo, post haste

May as well stick, to just plain food

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo
Won't make me go, "Phew!"

The virus creates so much waste
There's nothing I can really taste
Even Vindaloo

The virus creates so much waste
There’s nothing I can really taste

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along
You should find a new friend maybe.

The virus creates so much waste

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?
Cannot get along

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby
Whatever is wrong?

I’ve got to do something about Toby
He insists on calling me Moby

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!
His steak au rien, quite dismissive

I’ve got to do something about Toby

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd
Eg flambeed cod!

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly, he was not too attentive
His food was quite odd

There once was a chef so inventive
Sadly,he wasn’t attentive

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wide we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we've made a stand
As some dishes are slightly deranged.

There once was a chef so inventive

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland
But we’ve made a stand

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged
Food used to be bland

Since childhood our menus have changed
Around the world food-wise we've ranged