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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Sept-20 09:38:05

Thought I'd start where we left off

Today I saw the first mince pies
Too soon for all they symbolise

Juliet27 Wed 03-Mar-21 03:02:08

Spring equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way
Strolls in the woods
With thoughts of childhoods

Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Mar-21 23:54:30

Spring equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way
Strolls in the woods

crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:46:16

Spring Equinox not far away
Tulips and daffs are on their way

Juliet27 Tue 02-Mar-21 19:34:06

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!
That will make my day
Though I would like to know the source

Spring Equinox not far away

crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:13:38

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!
That will make my day

FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 18:53:38

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse
So - one bale of hay!

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Mar-21 12:00:44

And make it a double of course
Also I could eat like a horse

henetha Tue 02-Mar-21 10:39:09

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here my man!
A whisky for gran
And gin and tonic for aunt Lil.

And make it a double of course

nanna8 Tue 02-Mar-21 05:41:53

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here my man!
A whisky for gran

FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 02:55:42

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill
More stout here, my man!

crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 17:37:11

When it comes to paying the bill
He goes to the bar, to refill

Billybob4491 Mon 01-Mar-21 17:11:43

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view
Enjoying the brew
With my favourite person and me

When it comes to paying the bill

Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 15:55:38

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view
Enjoying the brew

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Mar-21 14:36:15

There's nothing quite like a high tea
In classy cafe by the sea
Taking in the view

FarNorth Mon 01-Mar-21 14:00:08

There’s nothing quite like a high tea
In classy café by the sea

Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 11:51:31

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade,
Hopefully home made,
Oh of course, I won’t be outshone

There’s nothing quite like a high tea

henetha Mon 01-Mar-21 10:53:18

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade,
Hopefully home made,

FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 10:48:48

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone
Spread on marmalade

Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 10:29:11

To go with it a lovely scone
Oh no, all the jam and cream’s gone

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Feb-21 09:47:04

I'm really thirsty, can't you see?
Then have some water, it's for free
I need company
Please be nice to me
And we'll enjoy a nice cup of tea.

To go with it a lovely scone

FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 00:08:08

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free
I need company
Please be nice to me

crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 09:18:33

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free
I need company

Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 07:51:52

I’m really thirsty, can’t you see
Then have some water, it’s for free

crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 16:43:54

I really am thirsty, can’t you see

crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 16:42:25

And now the magpies are here
The sight of them fills me with cheer
I hope there’ll be two
I’d rather they flew
To the pub, to get me a beer

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