Limericks 16

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood
My Uncle's Prince Dud
I'll wear sparkling jewels, what glee.

A young pretender to the throne

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood
My Uncle’s Prince Dud

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see
I'm of royal blood

A crown would have looked good on me
And then all the neighbours would see

When I was a lass of sixteen
I`d stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute
Really quite a beaut
I should have been a beauty queen

A crown would have looked good on me

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute
Really quite a beaut

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen
I looked very cute

When I was a lass of sixteen
I'd stand at the mirror and preen

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace
No-one can replace
The charm of that great romancer

When I was a lass of sixteen

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace
No-one can replace

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer
But with style and grace

Fred Astaire was a great dancer
Maybe a bit of a prancer

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn
Naughty words were sworn
But luckily I didn't leak!

Fred Astaire was a great dancer

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn
Naughty words were sworn

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek
My trousers were torn

I tried to do a split last week
The window cleaner had a peek

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift
Entrancing her gift
Her manoeuvres, their minds she blew

I tried to do a split last week

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift
Entrancing her gift

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew
So agile and swift

There was a young dancer from Crewe
When she was on stage, crowds she drew

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!
Mum says it's a sin
So's all alcohol in the main.

There was a young dancer from Crewe

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!
Mum says it’s a sin

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain
So! Mid-morning gin!

Will life ever be normal again?
This lockdown thing is such a pain

We chat at a social distance
We are not types to take a chance
We’re so risk aware
We really don't dare
So we go on with real persistance.

Will life ever be normal again?