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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Juliet27 Wed 17-Mar-21 07:07:58

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?
Could have a paddle
Ness? I’d skedaddle

Grany Tue 16-Mar-21 21:33:14

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?
Could have a paddle

crazyH Tue 16-Mar-21 11:44:27

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond
Isn’t that where Nessie was born?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Mar-21 11:40:59

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she'd love to play
She likes getting wet
Hates seeing the vet
Around its edge she'd lie all the day.

I'd love to visit Loch Lomond

henetha Mon 15-Mar-21 11:24:07

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play
She likes getting wet,
Hates seeing the vet,

crazyH Mon 15-Mar-21 09:01:49

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play
She likes getting wet

Hellogirl1 Sun 14-Mar-21 23:53:46

Have to keep Tiddly well away
As round the pond she`d love to play

crazyH Sun 14-Mar-21 22:30:08

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond
Of that I am fond
Goldfish, koi, at least twenty three

Have to keep Tiddly well away

Grany Sun 14-Mar-21 20:05:03

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond
Of that I am fond

crazyH Sun 14-Mar-21 17:22:59

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three
Would like a small pond

Juliet27 Sun 14-Mar-21 16:26:41

Not a garden for a big tree
Maybe a small maple or three

Grany Sun 14-Mar-21 15:56:51

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t parch
Rain is a blessing
New growth addressing
I have a few trees not a Larch

Not a garden foe a big tree

Juliet27 Sun 14-Mar-21 10:06:44

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t parch
Rain is a blessing
New growth addressing

nanna8 Sun 14-Mar-21 03:33:35

We’ve got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won’t patch
Rain is a blessing

FarNorth Sun 14-Mar-21 02:46:40

We've got April showers in March
At least the new flowers won't parch

henetha Sat 13-Mar-21 11:44:51

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap
Love freely on tap
It's a positive luv-a-thon.

We've got April showers in March

Grany Fri 12-Mar-21 20:57:07

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap
Love freely on tap

Jangran99 Fri 12-Mar-21 20:52:14

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison
With both on my lap

Juliet27 Fri 12-Mar-21 07:22:28

But kittens and puppies can get on
With a very careful liaison

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Mar-21 11:54:23

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said
There's no compromise, how's that?

But kittens and puppies can get on

crazyH Thu 11-Mar-21 11:53:24

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said
We compromised, we got a rat

That was, indeed, a big mistake

henetha Thu 11-Mar-21 10:14:48

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead
Nasty words are said

Juliet27 Thu 11-Mar-21 06:31:39

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?
Hmm, troubles ahead

nanna8 Thu 11-Mar-21 00:13:10

My husband wants another cat
I want a dog, how about that?

Jangran99 Thu 11-Mar-21 00:08:16

Discussing weather`s a passion
That never goes out of fashion
"Nice to see the sun"
"Now we can have fun"
And the sun cream we won’t ration

My husband wants another cat

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