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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Mar-21 23:51:16

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce
Dressed to the nines, looked very nice
Sequinned suits and shiny shoes

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crazyH Tue 02-Mar-21 19:22:14

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce
Dressed to the nines, looked very nice

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 18:49:28

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night
Dancing till daylight
Especially on nights of full moon.

Six smart disco dancers from Dyce

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Juliet27 Tue 02-Mar-21 17:39:44

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night
Dancing till daylight

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 02-Mar-21 12:05:11

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon
Then stayed up all night

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henetha Tue 02-Mar-21 10:28:16

A lovely lassie from Dunoon
Never got up till afternoon

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Mar-21 08:12:21

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin
He's soon suck us in
With his running mate, Simpson’s Marge

A lovely lassie from Dunoon

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nanna8 Tue 02-Mar-21 05:39:23

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin
He's soon suck us in

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FarNorth Tue 02-Mar-21 02:56:42

Micky Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?
With a happy grin

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Mar-21 14:42:11

Micky Mouse would be better in charge
Would his majority be large?

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henetha Mon 01-Mar-21 10:41:20

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!
He'd be ok if he had a brain.

Mickey Mouse would be better in charge

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 10:39:25

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!
He’s gone - there he can remain

We hear not much of old Biden

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Juliet27 Mon 01-Mar-21 07:41:05

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago
His own Wells Fargo!

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 00:46:57

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
To Mar-a-lago

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crazyH Mon 01-Mar-21 00:45:34

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain
He’s run to Mar-a-lago

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FarNorth Sun 28-Feb-21 23:37:19

Let`s hope we don`t see him again
His thought process none can explain

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Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Feb-21 20:50:15

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey`s perhaps?
Let Trump Towers lapse
That man sure has a lot to learn

Let`s hope we don`t see him again

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 10:40:23

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey's perhaps?
Let Trump Towers lapse

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Feb-21 09:44:04

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn
In Macey's perhaps?

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nanna8 Sun 28-Feb-21 07:21:58

To home she was soon to return
But first there was money to burn

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Feb-21 07:04:38

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour
The rush and clamour
Was just too much for Miss O’Rourke

To home she was soon to return

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FarNorth Sat 27-Feb-21 12:52:03

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour
The rush and clamour

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crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 11:09:27

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York
The glitz and glamour

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Jangran99 Sat 27-Feb-21 10:49:31

An Irish lass from County Cork
Sailed to a new life in New York

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henetha Sat 27-Feb-21 10:37:02

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick
With me didn’t click
But more liked him than didn't, I bet.

An Irish lass from County Cork

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