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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 10:23:24

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick
With me didn’t click

crazyH Sat 27-Feb-21 09:10:12

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget
His tickling stick

Juliet27 Sat 27-Feb-21 08:18:12

Ken Dodd’s one I’d like to have met
But his jokes I seem to forget

crazyH Fri 26-Feb-21 10:02:11

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor
The Sheriff’s not sure
He’s really not a very kind dude

Ken Dodd is one I’d like to have met

Jangran99 Fri 26-Feb-21 01:01:46

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor
The Sheriff’s not sure

crazyH Thu 25-Feb-21 21:14:34

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good
No one will be poor

henetha Thu 25-Feb-21 21:10:34

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood
Distributing the wealth is good

Juliet27 Thu 25-Feb-21 20:01:38

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears
But later, those tears
Remind us how we miss that scene

I’m sure I’d have liked Robin Hood

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Feb-21 14:06:52

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears
But later, those tears

Jangran99 Thu 25-Feb-21 14:01:49

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen
The noise hurt our ears

Juliet27 Thu 25-Feb-21 04:23:32

What wild young things we must have been
Both heard and made sure we were seen

FarNorth Thu 25-Feb-21 03:56:46

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut
In his birthday suit
That weird night we went to a rave.

What wild young things we must have been

Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Feb-21 23:20:32

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut
In his birthday suit

Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 19:20:43

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave
He was such a Brut

Jangran99 Wed 24-Feb-21 19:01:56

From lovebeige... ?

And those old ads for aftershave
Remind me of an oik called Dave

nanna8 Wed 24-Feb-21 11:16:28

I wish I could hibernate
But Winter’s over, it’s too late

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Feb-21 11:13:37

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'
Cheddar or Stilton
Edam, Brie or Wilton
I'm not too fussy - just more please.

And those old ads for aftershave

crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 10:48:56

Ignore - didn’t refresh ?

crazyH Wed 24-Feb-21 10:47:41

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I'd burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
It’s a tortoise pace

nanna8 Wed 24-Feb-21 10:37:35

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad ‘cheese please Louise’
Cheddar or Stilton
Edam, Brie or Wilton

henetha Wed 24-Feb-21 10:32:30

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'
Cheddar or Stilton

Juliet27 Wed 24-Feb-21 07:27:35

Everyday I like to eat cheese
Since that old ad 'cheese please Louise'

nanna8 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:40:44

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I’d burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I follow bad ways
My waist is incredibly thick

Everyday I like to eat cheese

Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Feb-21 23:30:28

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I`d burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I follow bad ways

FarNorth Tue 23-Feb-21 20:18:32

I used to be like a matchstick
Calories I'd burn fast and quick
But sadly these days
I bulge out most ways

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