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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Jangran99 Mon 25-Jan-21 13:35:46

Shall I show off my duster coat?
Although I’m not inclined to gloat

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Hellogirl1 Mon 25-Jan-21 23:42:44

Shall I show off my duster coat?
Although I`m not inclined to gloat
I`d like to be seen

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henetha Tue 26-Jan-21 11:09:49

Shall I show off my duster coat?
Although I`m not inclined to gloat
I`d like to be seen
Looking like a queen

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crazyH Tue 26-Jan-21 11:32:29

Shall I show off my duster coat?
Although I`m not inclined to gloat
I`d like to be seen
Looking like a queen
Cleopatra? with Mark, on a boat

My Mark, he looks like a Greek God

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FarNorth Tue 26-Jan-21 13:50:39

My Mark, he looks like a Greek God
Unlike every other odd bod

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crazyH Tue 26-Jan-21 14:00:45

My Mark, he looks like a Greek God
Unlike every other odd bod
His muscles are ripped

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 26-Jan-21 14:10:50

My Mark, he looks like a Greek God
Unlike every other odd bod
His muscles are ripped
His trilby is tipped

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crazyH Tue 26-Jan-21 14:32:35

My Mark, he looks like a Greek God
Unlike every other odd bod
His muscles are ripped
His trilby is tipped
He is now addressed as M’Lord

My thoughts now turn to holidays

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FarNorth Tue 26-Jan-21 16:07:22

My thoughts now turn to holidays
To wandering on new paths and ways

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Jan-21 16:20:29

My thoughts now turn to holidays
To wandering on new paths and ways
Only now it seems

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Juliet27 Tue 26-Jan-21 16:33:05

My thoughts now turn to holidays
To wandering on new paths and ways
Only now it seems
That’s only in dreams

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crazyH Tue 26-Jan-21 16:45:06

My thoughts now turn to holidays
To wandering on new paths and ways
Only now it seems
That’s only in dreams
Something to while away the days

If money were not an object

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FarNorth Tue 26-Jan-21 18:49:49

If money were not an object
There's places galore I'd select

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crazyH Tue 26-Jan-21 20:05:11

If money were not an object
There's places galore I'd select
China, love to see

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Hellogirl1 Tue 26-Jan-21 21:28:41

If money were not an object
There`s places galore I`d select
China, love to see
Sail the Zuyder Zee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Jan-21 13:45:40

If money were not an object
There's places galore I'd select
China, love to see
Sail the Zuyder Zee
It'll be some time yet, I suspect.

A serenade on a gondola?

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crazyH Wed 27-Jan-21 14:07:03

A serenade on a gondola?
Sounds good, but where’s my fella?

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Jangran99 Wed 27-Jan-21 19:28:13

A serenade on a gondola?
Sounds good, but where’s my fella?
Said the gondolier

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crazyH Wed 27-Jan-21 20:35:17

A serenade on a gondola?
Sounds good, but where’s my fella?
Said the gondolier
He is at the rear

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nanna8 Wed 27-Jan-21 22:47:25

A serenade on a gondola?
Sounds good, but where’s my fella ?
Said the gondolier
He is at the rear
But I heard him say Ciao Bella

Perhaps we could climb the Great Wall

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crazyH Wed 27-Jan-21 23:25:31

Perhaps we could climb the Great Wall
There’s miles of it, hope we won’t fall

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Hellogirl1 Wed 27-Jan-21 23:48:18

Perhaps we could climb the Great Wall
There`s miles of it, hope we won`t fall
It`s seen from the moon

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Dragonella Thu 28-Jan-21 03:02:39

Perhaps we could climb the Great Wall
There`s miles of it, hope we won`t fall
It`s seen from the moon
Or a hot air balloon

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nanna8 Thu 28-Jan-21 08:03:47

Perhaps we could climb the Great Wll
There’s miles of it, hope we won’t fall
It’s seen from the moon
Or a hot air balloon
But it’s hard work and it’s too tall

Maybe Norway would be better

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Juliet27 Thu 28-Jan-21 08:07:44

Maybe Norway would be better
Better buy a thicker sweater

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