Limericks 17

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled
But he ran out of cash
No more 'out on the lash'

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled
But he ran out of cash

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled

But alas it wasn`t to be
For Patrick the gorgeous and me
For Time took it`s toll
And life on the dole
Stopped our fun and tee-hee-hee-hee.

So Pat left to travel the world

But alas it wasn`t to be
For Patrick the gorgeous and me
For Time took it`s toll
And life on the dole

But alas it wasn’t to be
For Patrick the Gorgeous and me
For Time took it’s toll

But alas it wasn’t to be
For Patrick the Gorgeous and me

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
They’re locked in your heart
Of you they’re a part
You were close as a hand in glove

But alas it wasn’t to be

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
The memories are locked in your hear
Of you they will ba part

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
The memories are locked in your heart

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good, for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat
Said his name was Pat
Losing him was a big mistake.

You never forget your first love

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good, for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat
Told me his name was Pat

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good , for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good , for one who does not bake

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress
But forgot to press
Did we care about that? Not we!

We drank tea and ate tasty cake

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress
But forgot to press

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note
Maybe I could quote?
"You are the one that I adore."

That young man then asked me to tea

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note
Maybe I could quote?

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless
Never understood
Where to find brain food
Till then I’ll have to be mindless ....

Fell in love with the boy next door

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless
Never understood
Where to find brain food