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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

FarNorth Sat 08-May-21 21:08:15

It's been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way
Dance around the room
Laugh with friends on Zoom
Or stamp in some puddles and play!

I'm here with a nice, cosy fire

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 08-May-21 14:36:53

It's been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way
Dance around the room
Laugh with friends on Zoom

henetha Sat 08-May-21 11:32:50

It’s been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way,
Dance around the room

Juliet27 Sat 08-May-21 09:09:13

It’s been such a miserable day
To cheer up there must be a way

crazyH Fri 07-May-21 20:03:00

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then
To get all the gen
Might just bite your head off, yap yap

It’s been such a miserable day

FarNorth Fri 07-May-21 16:36:39

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then
To get all the gen

henetha Fri 07-May-21 10:08:42

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap
So don't phone me then

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 07-May-21 08:52:37

But I need an afternoon nap!
Because there's an energy gap

Juliet27 Fri 07-May-21 06:51:47

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind`s flexible
It`s not taxable
And still copes with the daily grinds

But I need an afternoon nap!

Hellogirl1 Thu 06-May-21 22:59:03

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind`s flexible
It`s not taxable

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 06-May-21 16:26:52

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds
My mind's flexible

FarNorth Thu 06-May-21 13:12:18

Old bodies can still have young minds
Alert for new knowledge and finds

henetha Thu 06-May-21 11:10:42

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty
More years, there’s plenty
Before I am a real old ager.

Old bodies can still have young minds

Juliet27 Thu 06-May-21 06:04:32

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty
More years, there’s plenty

crazyH Thu 06-May-21 00:10:09

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager
That makes me twenty

Juliet27 Wed 05-May-21 17:21:10

60 is the new teenager!
So no longer an old stager

FarNorth Wed 05-May-21 16:42:59

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead
Or wine that is red
I don't make a fuss what I sup.

60 is the new teenager!

henetha Wed 05-May-21 16:15:25

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead
Or wine that is red

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 05-May-21 13:39:55

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup
Or whisky instead

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 23:44:04

Then I would need a pick me up
A shot of brandy, a large cup,

Hellogirl1 Tue 04-May-21 23:38:12

I really could do with some rum
Don`t feel too good, could lift my `glum`
I`ll try to cheer up
After a good sup,
And hope I don`t fall on my bum!

Then I would need a pick me up

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 17:35:25

I really could do with some rum
Don't feel too good, could lift my 'glum'
I'll try to cheer up
After a good sup

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-May-21 17:26:37

I really could do with some rum
Don't feel too good, could lift my 'glum'
I'll try to cheer up

crazyH Tue 04-May-21 16:50:11

I really could do with some rum
Don’t feel too good, could lift my ‘glum’

FarNorth Tue 04-May-21 16:39:10

She really should get a ‘single’
But has no cash she can jingle,
Then use credit cards
I’ve got them in wads
Then go to the pub where folks mingle.

I really could do with some rum

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