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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:19:50

She just can’t resist those big eyes
And she knows how he loves his fries
A soft little whine

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Juliet27 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:11:37

She just can’t resist those big eyes
And she knows how he loves his fries

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Jangran99 Sun 07-Feb-21 01:05:48

My doggy is called Perfect Pete
And his tricks are really quite neat
Sits at the table
Near Auntie Mabel
Who quietly slips him a treat.

She just can’t resist those big eyes

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Hellogirl1 Sun 07-Feb-21 00:46:57

My doggy is called Perfect Pete
And his tricks are really quite neat
Sits at the table
Near Auntie Mabel

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crazyH Sat 06-Feb-21 23:12:44

My doggy is called Perfect Pete
And his tricks are really quite neat
Sits at the table

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Feb-21 21:28:15

My doggy is called Perfect Pete
And his tricks are really quite neat

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FarNorth Sat 06-Feb-21 14:19:49

No view this morning, it's foggy
Garden is squelchy and boggy
Must get my wellies
Then visit my rellies
Taking my cute little doggy.

My doggy is called Perfect Pete

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 06-Feb-21 13:21:08

No view this morning, it's foggy
Garden is squelchy and boggy
Must get my wellies
Then visit my rellies

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crazyH Sat 06-Feb-21 10:57:32

No view this morning, it’s foggy
Garden is squelchy and boggy
Must get my wellies

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Jangran99 Sat 06-Feb-21 10:19:47

No view this morning, it’s foggy
Garden is squelchy and boggy

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Juliet27 Sat 06-Feb-21 08:18:46

Greasy Graham from Grantchester
Re-located to Manchester
But the constant rain
Made him move again
It seems he’s just a protester

No view this morning, it’s foggy

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nanna8 Sat 06-Feb-21 06:17:52

Greasy Graham from Grantchester
Re-located to Manchester
But the constant rain
Made him move again

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FarNorth Sat 06-Feb-21 03:24:49

Greasy Graham from Grantchester
Re-located to Manchester
But the constant rain

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Hellogirl1 Sat 06-Feb-21 00:00:51

Greasy Graham from Grantchester
Re-located to Manchester

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Feb-21 23:04:04

They thought they would try to learn mime
That would somehow help with their crime
Dumb messages they’ll send
No ears would they bend
You could hardly call it sublime

Greasy Graham from Grantchester

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FarNorth Fri 05-Feb-21 16:16:46

They thought they would try to learn mime
That would somehow help with their crime
Dumb messages they’ll send
No ears would they bend

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crazyH Fri 05-Feb-21 14:29:01

They thought they would try to learn mime
That would somehow help with their crime
Dumb messages they’ll send

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Feb-21 13:31:17

They thought they would try to learn mime
That would somehow help with their crime

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-Feb-21 12:26:03

They were bound over to keep the peace
So their hopes of more parties must cease
So home they returned
A lesson was learned
They went quietly back to Dumfries.

They thought they would try to learn mime

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nanna8 Tue 02-Feb-21 06:53:15

They were bound over to keep the peace
So their hopes of more parties must cease
So home they returned
A lesson was learned

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:46:07

Sorry ladies, didn't refreshblush

They were bound over to keep the peace
So their hopes of more parties must cease
So home they returned

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Jangran99 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:42:22

A condescending judge from Ayr
Ordered the lads “go back to your lair”
They cried "We're not crooks!"
It's not how it looks

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Dragonella Tue 02-Feb-21 00:35:24

They were bound over to keep the peace
So their hopes of more parties must cease

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Hellogirl1 Tue 02-Feb-21 00:27:21

A condescending judge from Ayr
Ordered the lads "go back to your lair"
They cried "We`re not crooks!"
"We read lots of books"
About situations so rare

They were bound over to keep the peace

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crazyH Mon 01-Feb-21 13:54:36

A condescending judge from Ayr
Ordered the lads “go back to your lair”
They cried "We're not crooks!"
“We read loads of books”

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