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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 18:18:27

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless
Never understood
Where to find brain food

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 20:33:07

Myself, I'm partial to Pointless
But were I on, I'd be hopeless
Never understood
Where to find brain food
Till then I’ll have to be mindless ....

Fell in love with the boy next door

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FarNorth Mon 08-Feb-21 21:26:04

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more

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crazyH Mon 08-Feb-21 21:52:27

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note

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Hellogirl1 Tue 09-Feb-21 00:53:39

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note
Maybe I could quote?

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 01:48:22

Fell in love with the boy next door
He was handsome, charming and more
I wrote him a note
Maybe I could quote?
"You are the one that I adore."

That young man then asked me to tea

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nanna8 Tue 09-Feb-21 03:04:55

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free

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henetha Tue 09-Feb-21 10:25:10

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 11:10:21

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress
But forgot to press

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FarNorth Tue 09-Feb-21 16:00:43

That young man then asked me to tea
So,smiling, I said I was free,
I wore my best dress
But forgot to press
Did we care about that? Not we!

We drank tea and ate tasty cake

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 16:05:05

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good , for one who does not bake

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:03:18

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good , for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat

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Billybob4491 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:12:29

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good, for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat
Told me his name was Pat

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Jangran99 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:22:42

We drank tea and ate tasty cake
Quite good, for one who does not bake
Relaxed was the chat
Said his name was Pat
Losing him was a big mistake.

You never forget your first love

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:33:27

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above

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Billybob4491 Tue 09-Feb-21 17:54:16

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
The memories are locked in your heart

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crazyH Tue 09-Feb-21 18:02:28

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
The memories are locked in your hear
Of you they will ba part

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Jangran99 Wed 10-Feb-21 01:00:57

You never forget your first love
As no others can rise above
They’re locked in your heart
Of you they’re a part
You were close as a hand in glove

But alas it wasn’t to be

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FarNorth Wed 10-Feb-21 01:03:59

But alas it wasn’t to be
For Patrick the Gorgeous and me

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nanna8 Wed 10-Feb-21 04:43:30

But alas it wasn’t to be
For Patrick the Gorgeous and me
For Time took it’s toll

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Hellogirl1 Wed 10-Feb-21 22:44:25

But alas it wasn`t to be
For Patrick the gorgeous and me
For Time took it`s toll
And life on the dole

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FarNorth Thu 11-Feb-21 03:47:55

But alas it wasn`t to be
For Patrick the gorgeous and me
For Time took it`s toll
And life on the dole
Stopped our fun and tee-hee-hee-hee.

So Pat left to travel the world

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nanna8 Thu 11-Feb-21 07:30:21

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled

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henetha Thu 11-Feb-21 10:22:35

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled
But he ran out of cash

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-Feb-21 12:23:11

So Pat left to travel the world
Round surfboard and backpack he curled
But he ran out of cash
No more 'out on the lash'

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