Limericks 17

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience
She’s losing confidence
She thinks her fun days are done.

But I'll make it up to her soon

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience
She’s losing confidence

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun
She`s fed up with patience

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one
Being on your own is not much fun

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along
Just where I belong
As long as I can get to see Ma

She gets tetchy cause she sees no one

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along
Just where I belong

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car
I’d tootle along

I’d rather have a proper car
So we could travel very far

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah
I`d rather have a "proper" car

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I'm sure there's a loo just for boys
So please wash your hands
Don't hang dirty pants
I shouted in my loudest voice.

But a Rolls is too la-di-dah

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys,
So please wash your hands
Don’t hang dirty pants

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys,
So please wash your hands

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce
I’m sure there’s a loo just for boys

my Brain was failing too! Let’s go with..

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent
So I could tiddle out of view ?

Oh, my battery’s almost flat

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent
For number one's and number two's too.

In a trailer behind my Rolls Royce

Can`t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they`d invent
A portable tent

Can’t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo
I wish they'd invent

Can’t cope with drink like I used to
Have to keep going to the loo

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours
But not to drunk ravers
Those types she’s tempted to chastise

Can’t cope with drink like I used to

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours
But not to drunk ravers

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world`s gone all blurry, not wise
She might give out favours

She gazed through her short sighted eyes
The world's gone all blurry, not wise

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs
She smiled at some men
But was surprised when...
One gave a hug and lots of pecks.

She gazed through her short sighted eyes

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs
She smiled at some men
But was surprised when...