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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Hellogirl1 Fri 11-Dec-20 00:09:26

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs
She smiled at some men

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Jangran99 Thu 10-Dec-20 12:38:11

A merry maid from Middlesex
Went out one day without her specs

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henetha Thu 10-Dec-20 10:52:50

I`m on a waiting list for the op
Then, watch me dance the twist and bop
I`ll jive till I`m weary
I’ll be so cheery
And just keep going till I drop.

A merry maid from Middlesex

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Dec-20 02:24:52

I`m on a waiting list for the op
Then, watch me dance the twist and bop
I`ll jive till I`m weary
I’ll be so cheery

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Dec-20 23:32:43

That capital B was a mistake!

I`m on a waiting list for the op
Then, watch me dance the twist and bop
I`ll jive till I`m weary

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 09-Dec-20 11:35:04

I'm on a waiting list for the op
Then, watch me dance the twist and bop

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henetha Wed 09-Dec-20 11:01:45

Ring -a-ring-a-roses is my game now
But to get back up, IB don`t know how
Me knees are so weak
I walk and they squeak
And my hips make a terrible row.

I'm on a waiting list for the op

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crazyH Wed 09-Dec-20 00:21:55

Ring -a-ring-a-roses is my game now
But to get back up, IB don`t know how
Me knees are so weak
I walk and they squeak

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Hellogirl1 Wed 09-Dec-20 00:14:04

Ring -a-ring-a-roses is my game now
But to get back up, IB don`t know how
Me knees are so weak

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Dec-20 19:48:59

Ring-a-ring-a-roses is my game now
But to get back up, I don’t know how

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crazyH Tue 08-Dec-20 18:22:38

I wish I could hop, skip and jump
But I can't because I'm a chump
And I’d fear a leak ?
My pelvic floor’s weak
And theres too much meat on my rump

Ring-a-ring-a roses is my game now

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Jangran99 Tue 08-Dec-20 18:09:52

I wish I could hop, skip and jump
But I can't because I'm a chump
And I’d fear a leak ?
My pelvic floor’s weak

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Juliet27 Tue 08-Dec-20 17:47:38

I wish I could hop, skip and jump
But I can't because I'm a chump
And I’d fear a leak ?

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libra10 Tue 08-Dec-20 10:40:23

I wish I could hop, skip and jump
But I can't because I'm such a chump

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crazyH Tue 08-Dec-20 10:33:23

Cuddly teddies from the toy shop
With my old one I’d never swap
I love him so much
He's so soft to touch
Comforts me, when I've had a strop

I wish I could hop, skip and jump

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henetha Tue 08-Dec-20 10:27:15

Cuddly teddies from the toy shop
With my old one I’d never swap
I love him so much
He's so soft to touch

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henetha Mon 07-Dec-20 11:41:51

Spelling!
I love him so much

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henetha Mon 07-Dec-20 11:41:25

Cuddly teddies from the toy shop
With my old one I’d never swap
I lovee him so much

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Dec-20 11:33:10

Cuddly teddies from the toy shop
With my old one I’d never swap

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Dec-20 10:56:02

They'll most likely eat you for dinner
I doubt you'll end up the winner
Unless one is Yogi
Who's now an old fogey
And has become so much thinner.

Cuddly teddies from the toy shop

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Juliet27 Mon 07-Dec-20 08:47:40

They`ll most likely eat you for dinner
I doubt you`ll end up the winner
Unless one is Yogi
Who’s now an old fogey

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Dec-20 22:08:50

They`ll most likely eat you for dinner
I doubt you`ll end up the winner
Unless one is Yogi

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Juliet27 Sun 06-Dec-20 12:00:32

They'll most likely eat you for dinner
I doubt you'll end up the winner

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henetha Sun 06-Dec-20 10:48:27

If you go down to the woods today
And those grizzly bears come out to play
Don`t turn tail and run
Just offer them a bun
I think "F* Off" is what they'll say!

They'll most likely eat you for dinner

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Hellogirl1 Sun 06-Dec-20 00:27:30

If you go down to the woods today
And those grizzly bears come out to play
Don`t turn tail and run
Just offer them a bun

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