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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

Juliet27 Sat 27-Mar-21 05:41:14

You could say I'm a handsome catch
I think we’d be a perfect match
He has a slight squint
His hair's had a tint
And over one eye is a patch

I think I met him in the past!

henetha Sat 27-Mar-21 09:54:47

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Mar-21 14:38:45

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well

FarNorth Sat 27-Mar-21 17:07:46

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well
But still, we might jell

Jangran99 Sat 27-Mar-21 23:38:38

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well
But still, we might jell
If not,then aside he'll be cast.

At my age I'm not too fussy

Juliet27 Sun 28-Mar-21 10:19:38

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy

FarNorth Sun 28-Mar-21 13:10:37

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!

Jangran99 Sun 28-Mar-21 14:43:08

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!
All that stuff can wait!

crazyH Sun 28-Mar-21 15:13:38

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!
All that stuff can wait!
Just cwtch on a sofa, cosy.

My boyfriend was called Everard

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Mar-21 15:29:35

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the Bard

Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Mar-21 21:09:48

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets

FarNorth Mon 29-Mar-21 02:03:12

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets
About maid in bonnets

henetha Mon 29-Mar-21 10:33:10

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets
About maid in bonnets
Then sadly got feathered and tarred.

His sonnets were really that bad

Juliet27 Mon 29-Mar-21 18:16:50

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad

Jangran99 Mon 29-Mar-21 18:55:10

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals

WishIwasyounger Mon 29-Mar-21 19:13:33

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals
They made me suicidal

henetha Tue 30-Mar-21 10:18:31

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals
They made me suicidal
And so I ran home to my Dad.

I've always been a Daddy's girl

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-Mar-21 14:01:40

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl

crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 18:25:32

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach

happycatholicwife1 Tue 30-Mar-21 22:42:38

Another first line to ponder
What shall I write I do ponder
I'm not erudite
And not a playwright
Pray I make no writing blunder!

happycatholicwife1 Tue 30-Mar-21 22:44:59

That's
What shall I write I do wonder

FarNorth Tue 30-Mar-21 23:14:24

Sorry happycatholicwife1 you seem to be using the wrong lines.

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach
Along with a peach

Elrel Tue 30-Mar-21 23:23:56

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach
Along with a peach
Together we’d twizzle and twirl.

Sid dug up a fossil one day

Jangran99 Wed 31-Mar-21 00:11:20

Sid dug up a fossil one day
“An ammonite”, I heard him say

henetha Wed 31-Mar-21 13:34:39

Sid dug up a fossil one day
“An ammonite”, I heard him say
He sold it online

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