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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Jangran99 Fri 16-Apr-21 22:12:54

She always wanted to try farming
But the costs were so alarming
So by starting small

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crazyH Fri 16-Apr-21 22:22:42

She always wanted to try farming
But the costs were so alarming
So by starting small
Won’t take a big fall

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Juliet27 Sat 17-Apr-21 05:47:52

She always wanted to try farming
But the costs were so alarming
So by starting small
Won’t take a big fall
Finance won't suffer much harming

If I could start a new career

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crazyH Sat 17-Apr-21 05:56:09

If I could start a new career
I’d pilot a jet, the Harrier

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henetha Sat 17-Apr-21 09:56:04

If I could start a new career
I’d pilot a jet, the Harrier,
But I can't fly a kite

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Juliet27 Sat 17-Apr-21 10:41:07

If I could start a new career
I’d pilot a jet, the Harrier,
But I can't fly a kite
So a risky flight!

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nanna8 Sat 17-Apr-21 11:15:02

If I could start a new career
I’d pilot a jet, the Harrier,
But I can’t fly a kite
So a risky flight!
Might end with a crash and a tear!

There’s nothing that I would like more

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Juliet27 Sat 17-Apr-21 11:40:39

There’s nothing that I would like more
Than to own and run a bookstore

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 17-Apr-21 13:17:48

There's nothing that I would like more
Than to own and run a bookstore
New titles and old

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Jangran99 Sat 17-Apr-21 14:19:24

There's nothing that I would like more
Than to own and run a bookstore
New titles and old
Each page is pure gold

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Apr-21 06:48:11

There's nothing that I would like more
Than to own and run a bookstore
New titles and old
Each page is pure gold
So many subjects to explore

At school I disliked history

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Apr-21 08:30:22

At school I disliked history
And maths a complete mystery

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nanna8 Sun 18-Apr-21 08:32:46

At school I disliked history
And maths a complete mystery
But now I am old

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Apr-21 10:35:23

At school I disliked history
And maths a complete mystery
But now I am old
I wish I’d been told

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henetha Thu 22-Apr-21 11:53:25

At school I disliked history
And maths a complete mystery
But now I am old
I wish I’d been told
Why school made me all blistery.

I wanted to be a film star

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FarNorth Thu 22-Apr-21 16:00:26

I wanted to be a film star -
Posh dresses and big shiny car

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Jangran99 Thu 22-Apr-21 17:14:46

I wanted to be a film star -
Posh dresses and big shiny car
It wasn’t to be

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Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 07:26:37

I wanted to be a film star -
Posh dresses and big shiny car
It wasn’t to be
For introvert me

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henetha Fri 23-Apr-21 10:49:57

I wanted to be a film star -
Posh dresses and big shiny car
It wasn’t to be
For introvert me
I now just admire from afar.

A small helicopter on Mars

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Jangran99 Fri 23-Apr-21 22:51:53

A small helicopter on Mars
Is better for travel than cars

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crazyH Fri 23-Apr-21 23:19:58

A small helicopter on Mars
Is better for travel than cars
Land Rovers might suit

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FarNorth Sat 24-Apr-21 00:23:02

A small helicopter on Mars
Is better for travel than cars
Land Rovers might suit
And give a loud toot

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nanna8 Sat 24-Apr-21 01:36:02

A small helicopter on Mars
Is better for travel than cars
Land Rovers might suit
And give a loud toot
But red dust will cover the tyres

I wonder if we could adapt

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henetha Sat 24-Apr-21 11:02:54

I wonder if we could adapt
Sat nav for places not mapped

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Jangran99 Sat 24-Apr-21 19:34:33

I wonder if we could adapt
Sat nav for places not mapped
Without GPS

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