Limericks 17

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It's what he deserves
He gets on my nerves
I bet he's psychotic, all right!

The USA is the land of the free

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It`s what he deserves
He gets on my nerves

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight
It’s what he deserves

My effigy on the bonfire tonight
Is Trump with his hair all alight

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember
This dark November
In normal times I'd chat and play.

My effigy on the bonfire tonight

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember
This dark November

Told off at the clinic today
Got too close and caused an affray
Hard to remember

Got told off at the clinic today
I got too close and caused an affray

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees
I'll kick up a storm
They’ll look like a swarm
Of giant stingy bees

Got told off at the Clinic today

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees
I'll kick up a storm
They’ll look like a swarm

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up yo my knees
I'll kick up a storm

So many leaves blown off the trees
Yes, they're almost up to my knees

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets
To calm our heartbeats
And just couldn’t wait for daylight.

So many leaves blown off the trees

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets
To calm our heartbeats

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright
We hid under sheets

sweet! ?

Was very stormy through the night
It gave me and teddy a dreadful fright

I wish I'd not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what's done is done
We'll play in the sun
And join in with Piglet and Owl.

Was very stormy through the night

I wish I'd not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what's done is done
We'll play in the sun

I wish I’d not removed his growl
Could've replaced it with a howl
But what’s done is done

I wish I’d not removed his growl
Should've replaced it with a frown

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true
Held upright with glue
And he’s undemanding in bed!

I wish I’d not removed his growl

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true
Held upright with glue

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted
He’s faithful and true

That'll teach me a lesson, she said
I'll stay at home with my old ted