Limericks 17

This old hipster went to The Hague
Hoping to avoid this terrible plague
It all went pear shaped
He thought he'd escaped
But sadly the rules are so vague.

A rotten con man from Tampa

This old hipster went to The Hague
Hoping to avoid this terrible plague
It all went pear shaped
He thought he’d escaped

This old hipster went to The Hague
Hoping to avoid this terrible plague
It all went pear shaped

This old hipster went to The Hague
Hoping to avoid this terrible plague
It all went pear shape

This old hipster went to The Hague
Hoping to avoid this terrible plague

"All I want is help to come down"
You'll stay there for acting the clown
Lessons must be learnt
Respect must be earnt
These shenanigans make us frown.

This old hipster went to The Hague

All I want, is help to come down"
You’ll stay there for acting the clown
Lessons must be learnt
Respect must be earnt

All I want, is help to come down"
You’ll stay there for acting the clown
Lessons must be learnt

“All I want, is help to come down"
You’ll stay there for acting the clown

My husband, he was a weasel
He drove a car fuelled by diesel
He thought it was 'cool'
To break every rule
Was charged for climbing the steeple

"All I want, is help to come down"

My husband, he was a weasel
He drove a car fuelled by diesel
He thought it was 'cool'
To break every rule

My husband, he was a weasel
He drove a car fuelled by diesel
He thought it was 'cool'

My husband, he was a weasel
He drove a car fuelled by diesel

The sun is peeping through the clouds
But distant hills the rain enshrouds
Soon it sweeps over
We'll be in clover
At least we can avoid the crowds

My husband, he was a weasel

The sun is peeping through the clouds
But distant hills the rain enshrouds
Soon it sweeps over
We'll be in clover

The sun is peeping through the clouds
But distant hills the rain enshrouds
Soon it sweeps over

The sun is peeping through the clouds
But distant hills the rain enshrouds

Each cloud has a silver lining
No point in excessive whining
So cheer up my lass
This sad time will pass
Just drink lots of cups of Twining

The sun is peeping through the clouds

Each cloud has a silver lining
No point in excessive whining
So cheer up my lass
This sad time will pass

Each cloud has a silver lining
No point in excessive whining
So cheer up my lass

Each cloud has a silver lining
No point in excessive whining

I wish that I could hibernate
I’d wake up when they vaccinate
Avoiding contact
So I stay intact
Asleep I won’t be gaining weight

Each cloud has a silver lining

I wish that I could hibernate
I’d wake up when they vaccinate
Avoiding contact
So I stay intact

I wish that I could hibernate
I’d wake up when they vaccinate
Avoiding contact

I wish that I could hibernate
I’d wake up when they vaccinate