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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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Hellogirl1 Fri 16-Apr-21 21:06:17

She always wanted to try farming
But the costs were so alarming

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henetha Fri 16-Apr-21 11:12:09

Dreams shattered, she caught the next boat
The safest outcome in my vote
For a time, she mourned
But felt she’d been scorned
So settled down and bought a goat.

She always wanted to try farming

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Juliet27 Fri 16-Apr-21 06:33:42

Dreams shattered, she caught the next boat
The safest outcome in my vote
For a time, she mourned
But felt she’d been scorned

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crazyH Thu 15-Apr-21 21:24:04

Dreams shattered, she caught the next boat
The safest outcome in my vote
For a time, she mourned

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 17:17:45

Dreams shattered, she caught the next boat
The safest outcome in my vote

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crazyH Thu 15-Apr-21 17:00:34

She met up with a drug lord there
Who promised a fortune she'd share
But morally wrong
She won’t play along
He said “go back home, see if I care”

Dreams shattered, she caught the next boat

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Jangran99 Thu 15-Apr-21 16:45:19

She met up with a drug lord there
Who promised a fortune she'd share
But morally wrong
She won’t play along

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Apr-21 14:53:19

She met up with a drug lord there
Who promised a fortune she'd share
But morally wrong

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 13:49:12

She met up with a drug lord there
Who promised a fortune she’d share

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henetha Thu 15-Apr-21 10:53:43

When flighty Flo from Felixstowe
Became engaged to Bill, her beau
Lost her ring, oh dear
He’s angry I fear
She soon flounced off to Mexico

She met up with a drug lord there

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Juliet27 Thu 15-Apr-21 06:26:41

When flighty Flo from Felixstowe
Became engaged to Bill, her beau
Lost her ring, oh dear
He’s angry I fear

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 14-Apr-21 12:32:19

When flighty Flo from Felixstowe
Became engaged to Bill, her beau
Lost her ring, oh dear

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henetha Wed 14-Apr-21 10:57:24

When flighty Flo from Felixstowe
Became engaged to Bill, her beau

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Apr-21 07:09:12

I said, "I'm pure and innocent"
Then, I'll take dirty Millicent
Thank goodness, I said
I'll take it as read
That your plans for me are now spent

When flighty Flo from Felixstowe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Apr-21 14:57:06

I said, "I'm pure and innocent"
Then, I'll take dirty Millicent
Thank goodness, I said
I'll take it as read

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henetha Tue 13-Apr-21 12:11:17

I said "I`m pure and innocent"
Then, I’ll take dirty Millicent
Thank goodness, I said

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crazyH Tue 13-Apr-21 00:49:15

I said "I`m pure and innocent"
Then, I’ll take dirty Millicent

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Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Apr-21 23:47:17

Then rugged Reggie from Wrighton
Young me fe would always frighten
He followed me home
On his bike, all chrome
And said he`d take me to Brighton

I said "I`m pure and innocent"

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crazyH Mon 12-Apr-21 11:42:28

Then rugged Reggie from Wrighton
Young me he would always frighten
He followed me home
On his bike, all chrome

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henetha Mon 12-Apr-21 11:35:15

Then rugged Reggie from Wrighton
Young me he would always frighten
He followed me home

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Apr-21 22:48:00

Then rugged Reggie from Wrighton
Young me he would always frighten

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Jangran99 Sun 11-Apr-21 17:28:29

Bodybuilder Bill from Brentwood
Would shout out to all, "Hey dude!"
"Just look at my pecs"
"Put on yer specs"
He was most incredibly rude.

Then rugged Reggie from Wrighton

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henetha Sun 11-Apr-21 11:10:51

Bodybuilder Bill from Brentwood
Would shout out to all, "Hey dude!"
"Just look at my pecs"
"Put on yer specs"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 11-Apr-21 09:27:17

Bodybuilder Bill from Brentwood
Would shout out to all, "Hey dude!"
"Just look at my pecs"

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crazyH Sat 10-Apr-21 23:27:56

Bodybuilder Bill from Brentwood
Would shout out to all “Hey dude!”

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