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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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henetha Wed 31-Mar-21 13:34:39

Sid dug up a fossil one day
“An ammonite”, I heard him say
He sold it online

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Mar-21 00:11:20

Sid dug up a fossil one day
“An ammonite”, I heard him say

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Elrel Tue 30-Mar-21 23:23:56

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach
Along with a peach
Together we’d twizzle and twirl.

Sid dug up a fossil one day

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FarNorth Tue 30-Mar-21 23:14:24

Sorry happycatholicwife1 you seem to be using the wrong lines.

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach
Along with a peach

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happycatholicwife1 Tue 30-Mar-21 22:44:59

That's
What shall I write I do wonder

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happycatholicwife1 Tue 30-Mar-21 22:42:38

Another first line to ponder
What shall I write I do ponder
I'm not erudite
And not a playwright
Pray I make no writing blunder!

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crazyH Tue 30-Mar-21 18:25:32

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl
Found me on the beach

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-Mar-21 14:01:40

I've always been a Daddy's girl
He said I was his precious pearl

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henetha Tue 30-Mar-21 10:18:31

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals
They made me suicidal
And so I ran home to my Dad.

I've always been a Daddy's girl

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WishIwasyounger Mon 29-Mar-21 19:13:33

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals
They made me suicidal

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Jangran99 Mon 29-Mar-21 18:55:10

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad
No more recitals

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Juliet27 Mon 29-Mar-21 18:16:50

His sonnets were really that bad
And when he finished I was glad

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henetha Mon 29-Mar-21 10:33:10

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets
About maid in bonnets
Then sadly got feathered and tarred.

His sonnets were really that bad

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FarNorth Mon 29-Mar-21 02:03:12

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets
About maid in bonnets

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Hellogirl1 Sun 28-Mar-21 21:09:48

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the bard
He attempted sonnets

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 28-Mar-21 15:29:35

My boyfriend was called Everard
He likened himself to the Bard

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crazyH Sun 28-Mar-21 15:13:38

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!
All that stuff can wait!
Just cwtch on a sofa, cosy.

My boyfriend was called Everard

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Jangran99 Sun 28-Mar-21 14:43:08

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!
All that stuff can wait!

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FarNorth Sun 28-Mar-21 13:10:37

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy
No sex on first date!

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Juliet27 Sun 28-Mar-21 10:19:38

At my age I'm not too fussy
But please don’t think I’m a hussy

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Jangran99 Sat 27-Mar-21 23:38:38

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well
But still, we might jell
If not,then aside he'll be cast.

At my age I'm not too fussy

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FarNorth Sat 27-Mar-21 17:07:46

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well
But still, we might jell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 27-Mar-21 14:38:45

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,
It doesn't bode well

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henetha Sat 27-Mar-21 09:54:47

I think I met him in the past!
At a talent contest, he came last,

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Mar-21 05:41:14

You could say I'm a handsome catch
I think we’d be a perfect match
He has a slight squint
His hair's had a tint
And over one eye is a patch

I think I met him in the past!

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