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Juliet27 Tue 20-Oct-20 08:12:20

Always sure to do a good turn
Though not having money to burn
A favour for free

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FarNorth Sat 27-Mar-21 00:45:45

You could say I'm a handsome catch
I think we’d be a perfect match
He has a slight squint
His hair's had a tint

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crazyH Fri 26-Mar-21 23:07:24

You could say I'm a handsome catch
I think we’d be a perfect match
He has a slight squint

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Juliet27 Fri 26-Mar-21 22:39:04

You could say I'm a handsome catch
I think we’d be a perfect match

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Grany Fri 26-Mar-21 21:42:43

You could say I'm a handsome catch

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Grany Fri 26-Mar-21 21:41:32

I'm hoping to join 'Plenty of Fish'
A tall, dark handsome man - I so wish
With large pots of cash
On me he will splash
I'm not bad I'm really a dish

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crazyH Thu 25-Mar-21 15:33:35

I'm hoping to join 'Plenty of Fish'
A tall, dark handsome man - I so wish
With large pots of cash
On me he will splash

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FarNorth Thu 25-Mar-21 12:31:22

I'm hoping to join 'Plenty of Fish'
A tall, dark handsome man - I so wish
With large pots of cash

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Mar-21 12:07:43

I'm hoping to join 'Plenty of Fish'
A tall, dark handsome man - I so wish

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crazyH Thu 25-Mar-21 11:38:23

A pauper I seem doomed to be
Always checking my purse to see
If there’s any spare
Sometimes none's there
Have to make do with a cup of tea

I’m hoping to join ‘Plenty of Fish’

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henetha Thu 25-Mar-21 11:28:55

A pauper I seem doomed to be
Always checking my purse to see
If there’s any spare
Sometimes none's there

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Jangran99 Thu 25-Mar-21 09:54:41

A pauper I seem doomed to be
Always checking my purse to see
If there’s any spare

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crazyH Wed 24-Mar-21 17:32:37

A pauper I seem doomed to be
Always checking my purse to see

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FarNorth Wed 24-Mar-21 13:56:35

I didn't win that lotto again
It’s frustrating, I’m going insane
I want pots of dough
Ten million or more
To buy cool things time and again.

A pauper I seem doomed to be

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crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 15:54:05

I didn't win that lotto again
It’s frustrating, I’m going insane
I want pots of dough
Ten million or more

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FarNorth Tue 23-Mar-21 15:04:20

I didn't win that lotto again
It’s frustrating, I’m going insane
I want pots of dough

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crazyH Tue 23-Mar-21 12:53:23

I didn't win that lotto again
It’s frustrating, I’m going insane

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 23-Mar-21 12:31:03

I can do my own manicure
Can't reach feet for a pedicure
I'm not flexible
So it's not do-able
With my feet I'm so insecure.

I didn't win that lotto again

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 11:16:45

I can do my own manicure
Can’t reach feet for a pedicure
I'm not flexible
So it’s not do-able

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henetha Mon 22-Mar-21 10:35:41

I can do my own manicure
Can’t reach feet for a pedicure
I'm not flexible

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Juliet27 Mon 22-Mar-21 06:33:16

I can do my own manicure
Can’t reach feet for a pedicure

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crazyH Mon 22-Mar-21 00:25:59

So many plans have been held back
Not money or time that I lack
I need toenails cut
I'm doing my nut
My calluses need a good hack

I can do my own manicure

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FarNorth Mon 22-Mar-21 00:21:26

So many plans have been held back
Not money or time that I lack
I need toenails cut
I'm doing my nut

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Hellogirl1 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:02:54

So many plans have been held back
Not money or time that I lack
I need toenails cut

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Mar-21 23:01:02

So many plans have been held back
Not money or time that I lack

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 21-Mar-21 17:17:50

I've got money to burn just now
So I will splurge thousands, and how!
I'll give some to you
Your savings just grew?
If that's the case then take a bow.

So many plans have been held back

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