Who would you choose for a lock in?

Ooh Callistemon I never thought of that! I'm used to buying my round! But if she's paying... Bolly all round!
Alison Steadman she'll have gossip about loads of the people she's worked with.
Alan Bennet or David Hockney?

That's a tricky one trisher
Hockney, I think that he'd be the more approachable and fun of the two.
I've been to Saltaire and I know quite a bit about him.
Oh- I'm really looking forward to it now!

Madonna or Kylie?

I would choose Phil Collins and Daniel craig

Sweetpea that's all very well and good, but that's not how to play the game!

I can't imagine that you'd get many choosing Collins over Craig!

I've decided on Kylie. Would have taken Madonna when she was younger and might have had more fun but she's a bit dictatorial now.
Joan Collins or Barbara Windsor

trisher you're clearly a woman of my own heart. I used to love Madonna but cannot stand her now

Another tricky one, but I go Barbara.
I think that Collins may be a bit tricky herself at times.
I think Barbara could fit it in anywhere.
I really am looking forward to this.
So far I've got Hockney and Dame Barbara!

John Peel or Terry Wogan

Terry Wogan.

Ronnie Corbett or Ronnie Barker?

Late to the party as usual

Ronnie Corbett

Tom Bradby or John Suchet?

John Suchet

Alan Sugar or Karren Brady?

Alison Steadman. We could have a laugh, I think.

Kate Middleton or Meghan Markle?

NotTooOld

Alison Steadman. We could have a laugh, I think.

Kate Middleton or Meghan Markle?

Alan Sugar or Karren Brady, NottooOld?

(You're not allowed Alison Steadman, that's cheating ?)

Oh, sorry! Don't know what happened there. Must be Boxing Day madness on my part. OK, I'll have Ms Brady.

Kate Middleton or Meghan Markle?

Kate Middleton

Jeremy Clarkson or Piers Morgan

Clarkson

Zippy or Bungle

Definitely Zippy, he'd have a whale of a time with Sweep!

Joan Rivers or Joan Baez?

Wish I could have both

Rivers for laughs over good music I suppose

John Lennon or Paul McCartney?

Two Jamie's so I can just sit and stare....
Dornan and Redknapp

McCartney. Never liked the cut of Lennon's gib.

Shakespeare or Austen?

Sorry Allioop you can't have both!
John Lennon -McCartney always seems a bit serious and self-important to me.

Lenny Henry or Michael Macintyre

Oh FannyCornforth we'll have to split them
Austen
Lenny Henry or Michael Macintyre

If only he was available!

Kim19

If only he was available!

Who?
Lenny, he's a Black Country lad and evidently favours a more traditionally built lady

George Clooney or George Michael?

Oh George Clooney <swoons>

Rory Stewart or Ed Balls

George Michael

Fizzy Bear or Kermit?

Fozzy or Kermit