Story time. Write 3 sentences to continue the story

onto the top of an open wagon. Holding her breath, she puckered up her lips intending to plant a juicy kiss on his hideous face and thus break the curse. As her lips grazed his lizard-like skin, to her horror instead of a sweet smelling smiling handsome prince there appeared before her..

"No, dear Beast, I have no pork pies, but I'm sure I have something else you'd like." The vile creature lumbered closer, drooling. Nauseated by the noisome stench of the Beast's expensive trainers, Jeannie was forced to clamber...

putting two and two together thought. "This Beast is so hideous he must surely be a fabulously rich Prince under some awful curse". Beckoning The Thing towards her she simpered ..

the creature was lumbering towards her. It stopped in front of her and said "got any pork pies, I am so hungry". She backed away and...

A strange creature that was neither animal or human. The racket it made hurt her ears so she put her hands over them and screwed her eyes shut. When she opened them ...

"You can stick your Blue jelly - I've had enough hallucinations to last a lifetime" Jeannie called over her shoulder, as her trusty Manolos bore her across the farm midden. She noticed a pen full of unkissable pigs just as an unearthly wailing sound stopped her dead in her tracks. Turning towards the source she saw ....

Threw the remaining jelly and the heavy glass bowl at the evil pair and ran out through the open door.

The jelly had made her hallucinate and she thought the farmer was there. In reality it was just the evil Ma and his son who were intent on stealing her money and clothes. Jeannie, however, saw what was about to happen so she

‘So you’ve come back to me Jeannie love’he said.’I was going to plough the north field but that can wait.’

making Blue (right wing) jelly. Ma's 'wonderful' ingredient being gin. Afternoon tea was prepared for the unsuspecting girl. When she finished her jelly she......

He was a fully paid up member of a far right group. His way of getting new recruits was to take them home to Ma. Ma had a wonderful way of

She looked up, she looked down, she looked sideways,trying to make up her mind whether to go. “Yes,”she said” if she’s a Gransnetter I will be safe.” What she didn’t know was

"Will you come home wi' me lass?" as his kindly gaze took in her crumpled state. "Ma will sort ye out. You'll like her, she's a Gransnetter - just don't mention Brexit."

She grabbed the plate and wolfed them down. By 'eck they were wonderful. But to her horror he asked her ...

a farmer type wearing a T-shirt marked "Nando", carrying a plate on which was a scone.
"Oh my saviour!" cried Jeannie. "It's not just a scone. It's a Marks and Spencer's Cheese and Marmite Scone!!"

No - it couldn't be! Surely not. But it was....

a pig who was happily trotting along before getting the shock of his life as she fastened her lips to his snout. “Eew” said both the girl and pig together. just then she noticed a dark shape skulking round the side of the tractor..

So she pursed her lips, stuck her chest out and prepared to give him a big kiss but he thought she looked like his first wife so he ducked and she ended up kissing a

...... A mighty surge of what she could only describe as lust permeated her very being. Gone was the doubt that she would ever eat again. In its place dawned the realisation that a man in worn corduroy trousers was really rather appealing ..

"Here, drink this antidote," he added, handing her a small metal flask. Hastily, Jeannie swallowed its contents and at last the world began to make sense again. The only problem was, she realised, that the antidote had caused an unfortunate side effect...

It was the tractor driver /undercover detective. The drug traffickers have drugged you he said....

Yes, that would be appreciated, and as long as the scones taste as good as M&S’s cheese & marmite ones, I’m ready to give them a try, but should they break my teeth, is there a dentist nearby?

Nando? He has the farm over the hill. I can drive you there if you want. He usually has a batch of scones on the go but they are as hard as stones. I use them to fill the gaps in my wall.

"Don't be so silly!" shrieked Jeannie "I'm wearing my Manolos. Look, you idiot, I'm so hungry I'm hallucinating about green eyed mice with elephants' trunks. Stop your creepy whispering and drive me to Nando's, immediately".

“ Can you hide me? It’s a matter of life and death.” He was the strong silent type. He gestured to her to crouch at his feet as he started the engine. She pressed herself to the worn corduroy of his trousers as the tractor rumbled out of the barn. Shortly he braked and she heard a voice shout,” Have you seen a woman dressed as a circus artiste run past? His reply: “ Nay, lass, no call for lion tamers round here.” His gruff tones continued in whispers as they set off again, “No call for lion tamers, but I wouldn’t mind some help with the lambing.”