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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

crazyH Fri 19-Feb-21 00:16:55

Before lockdown dining was fun
But clouds have now blocked out the sun

Hellogirl1 Thu 18-Feb-21 23:50:30

Tonight it`s dinner for we two
I`ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals
Are best of their deals
Book now and you won`t need to queue

Before lockdown dining was fun

crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 18:35:18

Tonight it's dinner for we two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals
Are best of their deals

Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 18:06:11

Tonight it's dinner for we two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you
Their great dine in meals

Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 18:03:27

this is the very strict thread?88558

Tonight it's dinner for we two

crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 18:00:43

Tonight it's dinner for two
I’ll go to Marks if I were you

polomint Thu 18-Feb-21 17:56:38

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two
That will have to do
And it's not up to anyone to judge

Tonight it's dinner for two

crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 17:14:34

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two
That will have to do

Mollygo Thu 18-Feb-21 17:11:47

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa I cannot budge
A lettuce or two

crazyH Thu 18-Feb-21 16:53:33

I’ve been eating far too much fudge
From the sofa, I cannot budge

Juliet27 Thu 18-Feb-21 15:55:06

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth
There's no plaque beneath
Visiting her feels such a trial

If been eating far too much fudge

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Feb-21 15:14:52

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth
There's no plaque beneath

Elrel Thu 18-Feb-21 14:35:09

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile
With bleach cleans her teeth

FarNorth Thu 18-Feb-21 13:49:56

She has a house that is sterile
Where just one crumb is seen as vile

Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 13:06:55

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less
If I’m in a mess
And don’t want the latest machine

She has a house that is sterile

Ashcombe Thu 18-Feb-21 12:16:58

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less
If I’m in a mess

Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 12:07:47

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen
I couldn’t care less

Juliet27 Thu 18-Feb-21 08:31:47

My friend says she'll help me deep clean
Though I’m not sure why she’s so keen

FarNorth Thu 18-Feb-21 03:23:05

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu
Needing the loo, too,
I think her composure would break.

My friend says she'll help me deep clean

Elrel Thu 18-Feb-21 00:57:21

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu
Needing the loo, too,

Jangran99 Thu 18-Feb-21 00:04:42

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake
Squeezed in a tutu

Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Feb-21 23:44:36

Can`t see her dancing in Swan Lake
Under her feet the stage would quake

Juliet27 Wed 17-Feb-21 22:49:20

?? Crazy

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
And High Kick prancing
Her dignity does not preserve.

Can’t see her dancing in Swan Lake

crazyH Wed 17-Feb-21 22:39:18

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
Was jelly wobbling

nanna8 Wed 17-Feb-21 09:55:24

Lulu really does have a nerve
She swings her hips and bits with verve
Her belly dancing
And High Kick prancing

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