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Jangran99 Sat 13-Feb-21 15:54:44

Let’s start again

I’m partial to a glass of gin
As long as there’s nothing else in
Or tumbler of rum
Sits well in my tum

Nell8 Sun 25-Apr-21 08:51:42

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours
An upmarket soap
Know I wouldn't cope

Juliet27 Sun 25-Apr-21 08:07:18

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours
An upmarket soap

Mollygo Sun 25-Apr-21 07:47:12

Their lives are so different from ours
We comment about them for hours

Ashcombe Sun 25-Apr-21 07:30:34

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered
Lives are not hampered
How posh they all sound when talking!

Their lives are so different from ours.

Juliet27 Sun 25-Apr-21 07:14:18

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered
Lives are not hampered

Hellogirl1 Sat 24-Apr-21 23:07:17

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking
Corgis are pampered

Mollygo Sat 24-Apr-21 17:38:58

Royals like animal stalking
Horse racing and corgi walking

GoldenLady Sat 24-Apr-21 15:27:54

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day
He said, “If I may,
I'll ask Mom to find me a mate."

Royals like animal stalking,

Ashcombe Sat 24-Apr-21 12:58:42

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day
He said, “If I may....”

Nell8 Sat 24-Apr-21 12:14:25

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait
One fine summer's day

henetha Sat 24-Apr-21 10:59:28

We happily started to date
For marriage he just couldn't wait

Ashcombe Sat 24-Apr-21 07:17:40

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang
Of grá lasting Lang
Which left me with burning desire.

We happily started to date

nanna8 Sat 24-Apr-21 04:17:02

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang
Of grá lasting Lang

Mollygo Sat 24-Apr-21 03:16:07

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings in fire
In Gaelic he sang

crazyH Fri 23-Apr-21 19:11:39

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre
Set my poor heartstrings on fire

Jangran99 Fri 23-Apr-21 19:02:10

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy
The dog’s less yappy
But the cat’s yowling night and noon

Once a braw laddie from Blantyre

Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 18:45:47

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy
The dog’s less yappy

crazyH Fri 23-Apr-21 18:02:23

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon
Hubby’s not happy

Nell8 Fri 23-Apr-21 15:25:02

I wish I could sing more in tune
It's painful when I try to croon

GoldenLady Fri 23-Apr-21 15:09:46

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud
Shows that we all should
Hold off on the impulse to fight.

I wish I could sing more in tune

Ashcombe Fri 23-Apr-21 11:13:35

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud
Shows that we all should

Juliet27 Fri 23-Apr-21 07:29:09

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right
But proof of the pud

Mollygo Fri 23-Apr-21 07:26:24

You can argue that black is white
Say ‘market forces’ means I’m right

nanna8 Fri 23-Apr-21 02:51:19

Philosophers here do abound
Convinced that their reasoning is sound
Aristotle's here
And Nietzsche,oh dear,
Common agreement can't be found

You can argue that black is white

Mollygo Fri 23-Apr-21 00:34:46

Philosophers here do abound
Convinced that their reasoning is sound
Aristotle’s here
And Nietzsche, oh dear,

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