Alphabetical: Shopping Spree

Questing for quirky quiches fit for a queen

Racy red roadster to run to Rochester.

Saucy silk stockings, suspenders and scent

Tasty tarts and turkey sandwiches followed by tiramisu

Useful underwear usually understandably under-priced

Velour valise for Vermont vacation

X-rays with Xavier on X-Factor in Xanadu

Yummy yogurt is yours for your youthful yearning

Zebras for my zoo

Aimlessly ambling around Asda asking for artichokes

Bowling over the Bay of Biscay on the best and biggest boat to bring back boxes and boxes of brilliant Bordeaux

Buying beautiful bouquets in Boscombe by the beach

In charming Camberwell cheese and chutney chunks are cheerily chomped

Dangerously daring dark designer dress

Excitingly elegant egg cups for eating in Eastbourne

Fabulous faux fur frock ?

A gorgeous gansey and gaberdine from Guernsey.

A horrendously huge hot-tub in a hacienda in Haiti

Irritating interlock itching intensely in inner Ibadan

Jewelled jumper jangling with jade in Java

Kirsty kindly kitted me out in Kirkcudbrightshire knee length knitted kilt

Ivanka introduced me to impressive ingots in Indonesia

Loving lots of luscious limes in Lima

massive mangoes to munch while marching to Marrakesh

Nice new nightdress for night time