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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

Juliet27 Tue 14-Dec-21 19:44:41

I want to be joyful and free
If I could, I’d climb up a tree
So high in the air
And no, not a care
But I’d never climb with this knee!

When Santa Claus’ favourite elf

Crocus5 Tue 14-Dec-21 17:18:36

I want to be joyful and free
If I could, I’d climb up a tree
So high in the air
And no, not a care

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 14-Dec-21 16:15:22

I want to be joyful and free
If I could, I'd climb up a tree
So high in the air

crazyH Tue 14-Dec-21 11:29:01

I want to be joyful and free
If I could, I’d climb up a tree

henetha Tue 14-Dec-21 10:51:22

I can`t face another lockdown
I`ll probably have a breakdown
Shut off from my friends
I`ll go round the bend
Just the thought is making me frown.

I want to be joyful and free

Hellogirl1 Mon 13-Dec-21 20:46:06

I can`t face another lockdown
I`ll probably have a breakdown
Shut off from my friends
I`ll go round the bend

henetha Mon 13-Dec-21 10:41:58

I can’t face another Lockdown
I’ll probably have a breakdown
Shut off from my friends

Juliet27 Mon 13-Dec-21 08:32:21

I can’t face another Lockdown
I’ll probably have a breakdown

NanKate Sun 12-Dec-21 22:30:06

Let's all sing a carol today
And we'll be jolly, come what may
We’ve had our boosters
Let's crow like roosters
And give the NHS a bouquet

I can’t face another Lockdown

henetha Sun 12-Dec-21 11:57:10

Let's all sing a carol today
And we'll be jolly, come what may
We’ve had our boosters
Let's crow like roosters

NanKate Sat 11-Dec-21 19:20:49

Let's all sing a carol today
And we'll be jolly, come what may
We’ve had our boosters

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 11-Dec-21 13:32:55

Let's all sing a carol today
And we'll be jolly, come what may

henetha Sat 11-Dec-21 11:15:10

But not now it's winter, of course
The wind is blowing full force
Though some hardy folk
Attempt the breaststroke
Their wives are threatening divorce.

Let's all sing a carol today

Juliet27 Sat 11-Dec-21 03:22:19

But not now it's winter, of course
The wind is blowing full force
Though some hardy folk
Attempt the breaststroke

Jangran99 Fri 10-Dec-21 22:54:11

But not now it's winter, of course
The wind is blowing full force
Though some hardy folk

NanKate Fri 10-Dec-21 22:27:00

But not now it's winter, of course
The wind is blowing full force ?

henetha Fri 10-Dec-21 10:59:57

There`s a lovely beach at Studland
With a very long stretch of sand
The cafe’s inviting
The children are kiting ?
The sea is so warm and so grand.

But not now it's winter, of course

NanKate Thu 09-Dec-21 21:38:47

There`s a lovely beach at Studland
With a very long stretch of sand
The cafe’s inviting
The children are kiting ?

NanKate Thu 09-Dec-21 08:10:22

There`s a lovely beach at Studland
With a very long stretch of sand
The cafe’s inviting

Juliet27 Thu 09-Dec-21 06:05:22

There`s a lovely beach at Studland
With a very long stretch of sand

Hellogirl1 Wed 08-Dec-21 23:19:52

Now, no amount of breathing in
Can tighten up this excess skin
I need a corset
To wear in Dorset
One with a swimsuit that`s built in!

There`s a lovely beach at Studland

henetha Wed 08-Dec-21 10:36:35

Now, no amount of breathing in
Can tighten up this excess skin
I need a corset
To wear in Dorset

Hellogirl1 Tue 07-Dec-21 21:39:02

Now, no amount of breathing in
Can tighten up this excess skin
I need a corset

Juliet27 Tue 07-Dec-21 20:55:59

Now, no amount of breathing in
Can tighten up this excess skin?

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 07-Dec-21 16:12:50

When I was young and very slim
I didn't need to join a gym
My waist was that small
Hey Twiggy' they'd call
But that's in the past, dark and dim.

Now, no amount of breathing in

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