Limericks 17

My hip new dress makes me look nude
It really does look rather rude

Information overload now
Constant streaming if you know how
We're glued to our screens
And live on baked beans
Which gave me too much wind, oh wow.

My hip new dress makes me look nude

Information overload now
Constant streaming if you know how
We're glued to our screens
And live on baked beans

Information overload now
Constant streaming if you know how
We are glued to our screens

Information overload now
Constant streaming if you know how

They keep me young with their high jinks
It reminds me of the group call Kinks
Ah, those were the days
Best in many ways
But they went in just a few blinks

Information overload now

They keep me young with their high jinks
It reminds me of the group call Kinks
Ah, those were the days
Best in many ways

They keep me young with their high jinks
It reminds me of the group call Kinks
Ah, those were the days

They keep me young with their high jinks
It reminds me of the group called Kinks

But now my life is more calm
I don't want to risk any harm
Knitting is my game
Don't want cash or fame
And grandchildren are my soul's balm.

They keep me young with their high jinks

But now my life is more calm
I don't want to risk any harm
Knitting is my game
Don't want cash or fame

But now my life is more calm
I don't want to risk any harm
Knitting is my game

But now my life is more calm
I don't want to risk any harm

I’m lacking vim now I’m older
And used to be so much bolder
Scare men with my fist
And sometimes get pi**ed
Often given the cold shoulder

But now my life is far more calm

I’m lacking vim now I’m older
And used to be so much bolder
Scare men with my fist
And sometimes get pi**ed

I’m lacking vim now I’m older
And used to be so much bolder
Scare men with my fist

I’m lacking vim now I’m older
And used to be so much bolder

Let's forget troubles and have fun
Singing, dancing 'till day is done
Boogeying until dawn
Stifling the wide yawn
Then back home, a nice breakfast bun.

I'm lacking vim now I'm older

Let’s forget troubles and have fun
Singing, dancing ‘till day is done
Boogeying until dawn
Stifling the wide yawn

Let’s forget troubles and have fun
Singing, dancing ‘till day is done
Boogeying until dawn

Let’s forget troubles and have fun
Singing, dancing ‘till day is done

The Jubilee is nearly here
Might be a bit subdued I fear
No worry it’s all in hand
Hired the brass band?
Jubilee pud and lots of beer.

Let's forget troubles and have fun

The Jubilee is nearly here
Might be a bit subdued I fear
No worry it’s all in hand
Hired the brass band?

The Jubilee is nearly here
Might be a bit subdued I fear
No worry it’s all in hand

The Jubilee is nearly here
Might be a bit subdued I fear