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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

crazyH Wed 29-Sept-21 13:00:26

She cooks and she cleans and she shops
She tends to the acres of crops

henetha Wed 29-Sept-21 12:52:24

And keep some brown chickens for eggs
And help out your mum if she begs
A fresh one each day
For more they will lay
And poor Mum is run off her legs.

She cooks and she cleans and she shops

Crocus5 Mon 27-Sept-21 16:40:30

And keep some brown chickens for eggs
And help out your mum if she begs
A fresh one each day
For more they will lay

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Sept-21 16:36:10

And keep some brown chickens for eggs
And help out your mum if she begs
A fresh one each day

Hellogirl1 Sat 25-Sept-21 23:44:15

And keep some brown chickens for eggs
And help out your mum if she begs

henetha Sat 25-Sept-21 11:48:12

Seems this winter we'll starve or freeze.
But don't stockpile, I beg you please.
There's more than enough.
Even though times are tough.
We could try making our own cheese.

And keep some brown chickens for eggs

cb1963 Sat 25-Sept-21 08:27:28

Seems this winter we'll
starve or freeze.
But don't stockpile, I beg you please.
There's more than enough.
Even though times are tough.

Jangran99 Sat 25-Sept-21 07:50:50

Seems this winter we’ll starve or freeze
But don't stockpile, I beg you please,
There's more than enough

henetha Fri 24-Sept-21 10:50:55

Seems this winter we’ll starve or freeze
But don't stockpile, I beg you please,

Juliet27 Fri 24-Sept-21 06:36:36

Seems this winter we’ll starve or freeze

Juliet27 Fri 24-Sept-21 06:31:54

But only in clement weather
He runs nuddy through the heather
A sure sight to see
By the River Dee
Cops! and he’ll run hell for leather

Seems this winter we’ll freeze or starve

Hellogirl1 Thu 23-Sept-21 20:52:03

But only in clement weather
He runs nuddy through the heather
A sure sight to see
By the River Dee

Crocus5 Thu 23-Sept-21 15:19:53

“nuddy “

Crocus5 Thu 23-Sept-21 15:18:04

But only in clement weather
He runs muddy through the heather
A sure sight to see

crazyH Wed 22-Sept-21 22:29:30

But only in clement weather
He runs nuddy through the heather

Hellogirl1 Wed 22-Sept-21 22:24:08

What does your old man wear to bed
Pyjamas and a hat on his head
When need arises
Dons diff`rent guises
Maybe he`ll go naked instead

But only in clement weather

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Sept-21 16:11:10

What does your old man wear to bed?
Pyjamas and a hat on his head
When need arises
Dons diff'rent guises

crazyH Wed 22-Sept-21 10:58:50

What does your old man wear to bed?
Pyjamas and a hat on his head
When need arises

henetha Wed 22-Sept-21 10:46:12

What does your old man wear to bed?
Pyjamas and a hat on his head

Hellogirl1 Tue 21-Sept-21 23:01:15

A mankini is just as bad
In bright lime green, what a brave lad!
It only covers
His bits, from lovers
Who don`t think that he`s at all bad!

What does your old man wear to bed?

henetha Tue 21-Sept-21 12:32:25

A mankini is just as bad
In bright lime green, what a brave lad!
It only covers
His bits, from lovers

Hellogirl1 Mon 20-Sept-21 22:18:34

A mankini is just as bad
In bright lime green, what a brave lad!
It only covers

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 20-Sept-21 15:19:07

A mankini is just as bad
In bright lime green, what a brave lad!

Hellogirl1 Sun 19-Sept-21 21:25:31

He`s emigrating to Hong Kong
Where perhaps they`ll accept his song
They`re much cooler there
But what should he wear?
Please say that it isn`t a thong?

A mankini is just as bad

henetha Sun 19-Sept-21 11:36:51

He`s emigrating to Hong Kong
Where perhaps they`ll accept his song
They`re much cooler there
But what should he wear?

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