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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

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henetha Mon 06-Sept-21 10:50:09

There is a ride that makes me ill
I have to take a calming pill

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Hellogirl1 Sat 04-Sept-21 23:00:33

I`m going on a roller coaster
Looks exciting on the poster
It`ll loop the loop
Then be cock-a-hoop
I`ll then turn into a boaster

There is a ride that makes me ill

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henetha Sat 04-Sept-21 10:37:28

I`m going on a roller coaster
Looks exciting on the poster
It`ll loop the loop
Then be cock-a-hoop

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Hellogirl1 Fri 03-Sept-21 21:03:00

I`m going on a roller coaster
Looks exciting on the poster
It`ll loop the loop

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 03-Sept-21 12:23:43

I'm going on a roller coaster
Looks exciting on the poster

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henetha Fri 03-Sept-21 10:36:59

I`d rather enjoy fish and chips
But too many go to my hips,
So no chips, just fish
What a boring dish
So just add some nice chilli dips.

I'm going on a roller coaster

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Hellogirl1 Thu 02-Sept-21 21:59:44

I`d rather enjoy fish and chips
But too many go to my hips,
So no chips, just fish
What a boring dish

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henetha Thu 02-Sept-21 11:02:18

I'd rather enjoy fish and chips
But too many go to my hips,
So no chips, just fish

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 02-Sept-21 09:18:58

I'd rather enjoy fish and chips
But too many go to my hips

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Hellogirl1 Wed 01-Sept-21 22:22:16

I do love to play Canasta
Even when I`m eating pasta!
It makes cards messy
Don`t mind me, Jessie
I can`t eat it any faster!

I`d rather enjoy fish and chips

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 01-Sept-21 12:06:28

I do love to play Canasta
Even when I'm eating pasta!
It makes cards messy
Don't mind me, Jessie

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Hellogirl1 Tue 31-Aug-21 21:33:09

I do love to play Canasta
Even when I`m eating pasta!
It makes cards messy

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Crocus5 Tue 31-Aug-21 19:47:43

I do love to play Canasta
Even when I’m eating pasta!

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henetha Tue 31-Aug-21 11:41:52

I like a good cut and blow dry
Not under the dryer to fry
It's also quicker
Modern and slicker,
While I'm drying I play I-Spy.

I do love to play Canasta

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 31-Aug-21 08:39:31

I like a good cut and blow dry
Nut under the dryer to fry
It's also quicker
Modern and slicker

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Hellogirl1 Mon 30-Aug-21 21:44:51

I like a good cut and blow dry
Not under the dryer to fry
It`s also quicker

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 30-Aug-21 14:02:57

I like a good cut and blow dry
Not under the dryer to fry

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Crocus5 Mon 30-Aug-21 12:47:24

You know that hairdresser in town?
The one who nearly got shut down
Because of the fleas
The wasps and the bees
How could anybody not frown?

I like a good cut and blow dry

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Grany Sun 29-Aug-21 22:21:55

You know that hairdresser in town?
The one who nearly got shut down?
Because of the fleas
The wasps and the bees

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henetha Sun 29-Aug-21 12:31:31

You know that hairdresser in town?
The one who nearly got shut down?
Because of the fleas

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Hellogirl1 Sat 28-Aug-21 23:04:00

You know that hairdresser in town?
The one who nearly got shut down?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 28-Aug-21 17:47:37

They stop and stare and wonder where
I booked the one who did my hair
Did you know, they asked
As they look aghast
As my lime green streaks are so rare.

You know that hairdresser in town?

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henetha Sat 28-Aug-21 10:43:59

They stop and stare and wonder where
I booked the one who did my hair
Did you know, they asked
As they look aghast

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crazyH Fri 27-Aug-21 23:38:34

They stop and stare and wonder where
I booked the one who did my hair
Did you know, they asked

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Hellogirl1 Fri 27-Aug-21 23:27:50

They stop and stare and wonder where
I booked the one who did my hair

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