Limericks 17

Such a sporting weekend to come
There'll be cheering and lots of fun
Great if you like sport

Such a sporting weekend to come.
There'll be cheering and lots of fun

My rooster doesn`t have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn
He decides it`s morn
He may yet end up in a wok!

Such a sporting weekend to come

My rooster doesn`t have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn
He decides it`s morn

My rooster doesn't have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn

My rooster doesn't have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons
So therefore has none
In a tin can, he makes his tea

My rooster doesn’t have a clock

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons
So therefore has none

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live
Don't take, but just give
Love, compassion are the right tools.

There was a bookish man from Leigh

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live
Don’t take, but just give

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own
Don't grumble or moan
We all have our own little ways.

Now the individual rules

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own
Don't grumble or moan

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new
Ms Right I’ll pursue
If not, I’ll deflect and turn gay

A few grey eyebrows will be raised

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new
Ms Right I’ll pursue

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was
He’ll find out because
So fast her lager she did quaff

He decides to call it a day

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was
He’ll find out because

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was