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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 02-Jul-21 15:42:55

Such a sporting weekend to come
There'll be cheering and lots of fun
Great if you like sport

cb1963 Fri 02-Jul-21 14:54:40

Such a sporting weekend to come.
There'll be cheering and lots of fun

Juliet27 Fri 02-Jul-21 14:30:57

My rooster doesn`t have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn
He decides it`s morn
He may yet end up in a wok!

Such a sporting weekend to come

Hellogirl1 Thu 01-Jul-21 22:11:41

My rooster doesn`t have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn
He decides it`s morn

Jangran99 Thu 01-Jul-21 17:53:04

My rooster doesn't have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock
So at crack of dawn

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Jul-21 12:08:55

My rooster doesn't have a clock
He has his internal tick-tock

crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 22:27:36

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons
So therefore has none
In a tin can, he makes his tea

My rooster doesn’t have a clock

Hellogirl1 Wed 30-Jun-21 21:35:32

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons
So therefore has none

Jangran99 Wed 30-Jun-21 20:38:48

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea
He needs no mod cons

crazyH Wed 30-Jun-21 13:43:20

There was a bookish man from Leigh
Who lived in a shack by the sea

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 30-Jun-21 12:36:05

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live
Don't take, but just give
Love, compassion are the right tools.

There was a bookish man from Leigh

crazyH Sun 27-Jun-21 00:34:25

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live
Don’t take, but just give

Jangran99 Sun 27-Jun-21 00:21:31

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools
So live and let live

crazyH Sat 26-Jun-21 16:19:10

Now the individual rules
Prejudice is only by fools

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 26-Jun-21 15:45:04

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own
Don't grumble or moan
We all have our own little ways.

Now the individual rules

henetha Sat 26-Jun-21 12:17:02

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own
Don't grumble or moan

Juliet27 Sat 26-Jun-21 09:16:30

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed
Now each to his own

Hellogirl1 Fri 25-Jun-21 22:20:55

A few grey eyebrows will be raised
But not too many will be fazed

crazyH Fri 25-Jun-21 17:08:21

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new
Ms Right I’ll pursue
If not, I’ll deflect and turn gay

A few grey eyebrows will be raised

Juliet27 Fri 25-Jun-21 17:03:55

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new
Ms Right I’ll pursue

henetha Fri 25-Jun-21 11:06:12

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"
Off to pastures new

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Jun-21 13:28:41

He decides to call it a day
Says, "cheerio, I must away,"

Juliet27 Thu 24-Jun-21 09:27:55

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was
He’ll find out because
So fast her lager she did quaff

He decides to call it a day

Jangran99 Wed 23-Jun-21 22:42:06

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was
He’ll find out because

crazyH Wed 23-Jun-21 21:01:44

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff
But, how wrong he was

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