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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

Hellogirl1 Wed 23-Jun-21 20:59:49

Now he thought she must be well off
Because she sounded like a toff

Jangran99 Wed 23-Jun-21 19:27:34

Mouthy Molly from Manchester
Got the early train to Leicester
She travelled first class
Her accent, cut glass
And that's when she met Sylvester

Now he thought she must be well off

crazyH Wed 23-Jun-21 12:12:18

Mouthy Molly from Manchester
Got the early train to Leicester
She travelled first class
Her accent, cut glass

henetha Wed 23-Jun-21 10:48:24

Mouthy Molly from Manchester
Got the early train to Leicester
She travelled first class

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 23-Jun-21 09:08:48

Mouthy Molly from Manchester
Got the early train to Leicester

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 22:18:19

I`ve been known to be a hoarder
And my home is in disorder
Shoes all o`er the place
Some trimmed with lace
Most smelling like sweat and fodder

Mouthy Molly from Manchester

Hellogirl1 Tue 22-Jun-21 22:04:59

I`ve been known to be a hoarder
And my home is in disorder
Shoes all o`er the place
Some trimmed with lace

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 20:01:36

I’ve been known to be a hoarder
And my home is in disorder
Shoes all o’er the place

Juliet27 Tue 22-Jun-21 19:29:29

I’ve been known to be a hoarder
And my home is in disorder

crazyH Tue 22-Jun-21 17:15:06

I couldn't wait to make the trip
As over to Spain I would nip
A large empty case
For bargains I’ll chase
They’ll probably end on the Tip

I’ve been known to be a hoarder

Juliet27 Tue 22-Jun-21 07:01:12

I couldn't wait to make the trip
As over to Spain I would nip
A large empty case
For bargains I’ll chase

crazyH Mon 21-Jun-21 15:20:02

I couldn't wait to make the trip
As over to Spain I would nip
A large empty case

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 21-Jun-21 15:01:30

I couldn't wait to make the trip
As over to Spain I would nip

crazyH Sun 20-Jun-21 23:08:44

But he failed all his school exams
So, turned to inventing some scams
He claimed, for a quid,
You’d get to Madrid
For tuppence, you’d get a few drams

I couldn’t wait, to make the trip

Juliet27 Sun 20-Jun-21 22:27:46

But he failed all his school exams
So, turned to inventing some scams
He claimed, for a quid,
You’d get to Madrid

Hellogirl1 Sun 20-Jun-21 22:11:42

But he failed all his school exams
So, turned to inventing some scams
He claimed, for a quid,

crazyH Sun 20-Jun-21 12:30:06

But he failed all his school exams
So, turned to inventing some scams

henetha Sun 20-Jun-21 11:30:43

A bonnie wee lassie fae Troon
Went up in a hot air balloon
She looked down below
And saw a fellow
Who once said he'd fly to the moon.

But he failed all his school exams

Grany Sun 20-Jun-21 08:10:01

A bonnie wee lassie fae Troon
Went up in a hot air balloon
She looked down below
And saw a fellow

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Jun-21 16:35:35

A bonnie wee lassie fae Troon
Went up in a hot air balloon
She looked down below

henetha Sat 19-Jun-21 11:31:47

A bonnie wee lassie fae Troon
Went up in a hot air balloon

Jangran99 Fri 18-Jun-21 19:46:50

They think that they will be pampered
But I know their hopes will be hampered
My good looks deceive
They wrongly perceive
That I’m wealthy, so off they scampered.

A bonnie wee lassie fae Troon

Juliet27 Thu 17-Jun-21 21:39:53

They think that they will be pampered
But I know their hopes will be hampered
My good looks deceive
They wrongly perceive

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Jun-21 12:13:24

They think that they will be pampered
But I know their hopes will be hampered
My good looks deceive

henetha Thu 17-Jun-21 11:40:30

They think that they will be pampered
But I know their hopes will be hampered

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