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crazyH Fri 30-Apr-21 17:27:07

Start from Lovebeigecardigan1955:

A young pretender to the throne

biglouis Thu 03-Jun-21 22:38:56

This old lady tried Pilates
But she'd eaten too many tatties
The cellulite had increased

Jangran99 Thu 03-Jun-21 21:38:13

This old lady tried Pilates
But she'd eaten too many tatties

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 03-Jun-21 16:05:43

This old lady tried Pilates

biglouis Thu 03-Jun-21 00:39:12

Not chunnering on irately

crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 22:36:56

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately
My head held up high
Glancing at the sky

Hellogirl1 Wed 02-Jun-21 21:42:51

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately
My head held up high

crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 16:26:51

So I will walk on more sedately
And not hunched over, as lately

biglouis Wed 02-Jun-21 16:24:25

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp
My lungs start to rasp
And soon I may land in a ruckle!

So I will walk on more sedately

crazyH Wed 02-Jun-21 15:00:42

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp
My lungs start to rasp

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 02-Jun-21 14:57:31

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me chuckle
But no, "ouch", I gasp

biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 23:20:55

My knees, they knuckle and buckle
The sensation makes me want to chuckle

crazyH Tue 01-Jun-21 23:14:29

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good
I’m skipping along
And singing a song
I would do cartwheels if I could

My knees, they knuckle and buckle

Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 20:53:30

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good
I’m skipping along
And singing a song

biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 18:06:05

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good

So now I am skipping along

crazyH Tue 01-Jun-21 16:09:35

This sunshine has boosted my mood
It makes everyone feel so good

Juliet27 Tue 01-Jun-21 15:24:47

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there
In bad times or fair
Those firm friendships pay dividends

This sunshine has boosted my mood

biglouis Tue 01-Jun-21 13:44:08

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there
In bad times or fair

henetha Tue 01-Jun-21 10:39:21

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends
They'll always be there

Hellogirl1 Mon 31-May-21 22:04:49

You can`t put a price on friends
That feeling you hope never ends

biglouis Mon 31-May-21 13:11:46

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted
I’m not tight fisted
Ive worked it out deductively

You cant put a price on friends

Juliet27 Mon 31-May-21 12:29:27

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted
I’m not tight fisted

henetha Mon 31-May-21 11:40:43

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably
But I insisted

nanna8 Mon 31-May-21 01:57:52

She accepts it reluctantly
To take most ineluctably

Hellogirl1 Sun 30-May-21 23:39:22

I now have some money to spend,
Shall I give some to my poor friend?
A big feast to share
To show her I care
And that it is not just a lend.

She accepts it reluctantly

Jangran99 Sun 30-May-21 22:30:28

I now have some money to spend,
Shall I give some to my poor friend?
A big feast to share
To show her I care

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