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Limericks with very strict rules (4) - 88558

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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

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Mollygo Mon 19-Jul-21 09:20:57

I’ll buy him a Tom Cruise toupee
I’ve seen some good ones on Ebay
Blonde, silver , auburn
Poker straight? Slight curl?
As long as it’s on the right way.

What d’you think of his sporty look?

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 22:43:54

I`ll buy him a Tom Cruise toupee
I`ve seen some good ones on Ebay
Blonde, Silver, Auburn?
Poker straight? Slight curl?

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 22:32:48

I`ll buy him a Tom Cruise toupee
I`ve seen some good ones on Ebay
Blonde, Silver, Auburn?

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Hellogirl1 Sun 18-Jul-21 21:49:55

I`ll buy him a Tom Cruise toupee
I`ve seen some good ones on Ebay

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crazyH Sun 18-Jul-21 18:48:48

A man who brings breakfast in bed
So tasty - as I've always said
A hot cup of tea
Would really suit me
I don’t even mind a bald head

I’ll buy him a Tom Cruise toupee

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 18-Jul-21 17:58:08

A man who brings breakfast in bed
So tasty - as I've always said
A hot cup of tea
Would really suit me

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Mollygo Sun 18-Jul-21 10:37:39

A man who brings breakfast in bed
So tasty-as I’ve always said
A hot cup of tea

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FarNorth Sun 18-Jul-21 08:46:07

A man who brings breakfast in bed
So tasty - as I've always said

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Jangran99 Sun 18-Jul-21 07:08:58

I`m looking for a gentleman
Who comes with his own frying pan
So I can use it
Would not abuse it
For there's nothing that's nicer than.........

A man who brings breakfast in bed

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Jul-21 00:37:58

I`m looking for a gentleman
Who comes with his own frying pan
So I can use it
I wouldn't abuse it

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crazyH Sat 17-Jul-21 23:25:14

I`m looking for a gentleman
Who comes with his own frying pan
So I can use it

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Hellogirl1 Sat 17-Jul-21 22:39:12

I`m looking for a gentleman
Who comes with his own frying pan

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Crocus5 Sat 17-Jul-21 10:48:12

I’m Carol and Ken is my beau
Just perfect, now wouldn’t you know
On breakfast TV
Where Ken spotted me
And our friendship began to grow

I’m looking for a gentleman

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FarNorth Sat 17-Jul-21 08:58:19

I’m Carol and Ken is my beau
Just perfect, now wouldn’t you know
On Breakfast TV
Where Ken spotted me

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Mollygo Sat 17-Jul-21 08:04:05

I’m Carol and Ken is my beau
Just perfect, now wouldn’t you know
On Breakfast TV

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nanna8 Sat 17-Jul-21 00:18:32

I’m Carol and Ken is my beau
Just perfect, now wouldn’t you know ?

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FarNorth Fri 16-Jul-21 23:43:40

I might take the plunge once again
If he`d just give away his pet hen
He`ll be top rooster
It'll be a real booster
A marriage twixt Carol and Ken.

I'm Carol and Ken is my beau

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Crocus5 Fri 16-Jul-21 21:50:23

It’ll be a real booster

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Hellogirl1 Fri 16-Jul-21 21:09:49

I might take the plunge once again
If he`d just give away his pet hen
He`ll be top rooster

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jul-21 20:29:00

I might take the plunge once again
If he'd just give away his pet hen

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Jangran99 Fri 16-Jul-21 19:43:50

Some marriages last fifty years
While others end quickly, in tears
I’m in the latter
But it won't matter
My sorrows I drowned in some beers

I might take the plunge once again

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FarNorth Fri 16-Jul-21 17:50:13

Some marriages last fifty years
Others end quickly, in tears
I’m in the latter
But it won't matter

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crazyH Fri 16-Jul-21 17:05:07

Some marriages last fifty years
Others end quickly, in tears
I’m in the latter

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GoldenLady Fri 16-Jul-21 14:33:51

Some marriages last fifty years
Others end quickly, in tears

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Mollygo Fri 16-Jul-21 10:09:28

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through Few exist like that
Play with a straight bat
Right from the time they say ‘I do.’

Some marriages last fifty years

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