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Juliet27 Sun 09-May-21 08:41:15

The starlings are busy today
Finding insects to take away

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 16-Jul-21 08:17:54

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through
Few exist like that
Play with a straight bat

Elrel Fri 16-Jul-21 01:28:30

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through
Few exist like that

Juliet27 Fri 16-Jul-21 00:02:49

I need me a man who is true
And who is honest through and through

Hellogirl1 Thu 15-Jul-21 22:03:45

They say money`s not everything
As long as we`re happy and sing
We`re warm, fed and dry
All in all, we get by
It`s better than having a fling

I need me a man who is true

GoldenLady Thu 15-Jul-21 16:31:22

They say money's not everything
As long as we're happy and sing
We're warm, fed and dry
All in all, we get by

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 15-Jul-21 08:27:51

They say money's not everything
As long as we're happy and sing
We're warm, fed and dry

FarNorth Thu 15-Jul-21 02:23:55

They say money`s not everything
As long as we're happy and sing

Hellogirl1 Wed 14-Jul-21 22:43:08

That lady hopes money will flow
It`s money, not love, makes her glow
That`s not the right way
At least, so they say
To satisfy and keep your beau

They say money`s not everything

GoldenLady Wed 14-Jul-21 15:44:58

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow
That’s not the right way
At least, so they say

crazyH Wed 14-Jul-21 14:10:28

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow
That’s not the right way

nanna8 Wed 14-Jul-21 02:05:04

That lady hopes money will flow
It’s money,not love,makes her glow

FarNorth Wed 14-Jul-21 00:05:30

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week
She gave him a peek
Of a very smart business deal.

That lady hopes money will flow

Hellogirl1 Tue 13-Jul-21 23:08:55

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week
She gave him a peek

GoldenLady Tue 13-Jul-21 17:12:00

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal
They married last week

FarNorth Tue 13-Jul-21 17:03:35

But one lady, drowning for real
Was ever so glad of his zeal

Mollygo Tue 13-Jul-21 16:26:12

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown
But he is no clown
Says, “Keep doing that, you’ll be barred!”

But one lady, drowning for real

FarNorth Tue 13-Jul-21 12:49:41

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown
But he is no clown

henetha Tue 13-Jul-21 12:17:03

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’
Pretending to drown

crazyH Tue 13-Jul-21 11:01:30

There is a young handsome lifeguard
The women, they gave him their ‘card’

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Jul-21 08:59:06

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea
Fresh air and breezy
With loads of paddling to keep cool.

There is a young handsome lifeguard

crazyH Mon 12-Jul-21 23:29:59

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea
Fresh air and breezy

Hellogirl1 Mon 12-Jul-21 22:54:04

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line at the pool
Better by the sea

crazyH Mon 12-Jul-21 20:01:42

The children will soon finish school
Cars will be in line, at the pool,

Jangran99 Mon 12-Jul-21 17:19:46

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills
Of vast open space
The breeze on our face
Among groves and cool falling rills

The children will soon finish school

GoldenLady Mon 12-Jul-21 14:59:20

Or should we all go to the hills
With views all around us, the thrills
Of vast open space
The breeze on our face

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